There is quite literally no reason why we need this truck. None. But that doesn’t mean we don’t want it really bad. And the fact that it’s less than 6 miles from my house is certainly not helping with the fact that I want to go look at it bad. It’s a good thing I don’t have any money to spend though because the whole “ran when parked” thing should scare the hell out of me since it’s an 8 cylinder Rolls Royce I know nothing about. And yet, it doesn’t. I’m completely enamored instead by the kick assedness this big bastard possesses. If you don’t want this, you might actually be an alien. Or maybe a girl. One or the other.
This is the text from the ad.
Amphibious six wheel drive cargo truck, 8 cyl Rolce Royce engine, ran when parked, good condition. Call Lou.
Seriously, that’s it. Here are the photos though.