OMG! No F’ing way! These were the words coming out of my mouth when Scott Payton sent me the link to Vantastic-Limo.com and I was greeted by the Jive Turkey 1976 Dodge B200 custom van that will take you around town on a Brews Cruise or Mixed Libations Tour. That means you get to cruise around town in a bitchin ass 1970’s custom van getting loaded and looking like a pimp! Dude!
Nobody in town is as cool as you are rolling in this thing. I so want to trade in some airline mileage for Daphne and I to go and dress up with platform shoes and white pants and get our party on!
Or, you’ll soon be able to ride in their very own A-Team van! Yeah so you can be Face, and BA, and Hannibal, or if you are crazy enough you can be Murdock!
I hate limos. Don’t do a damn thing for me. But this! This is the kind of vehicle I can get behind having a driver for!
3.5, 5, and 7 hour cruises are available, and if you have enough people the van is all yours. Want something more? They’ll custom tailor whatever you want.
The Brews Cruise is set to take you around to some of Southwestern Pennsylvania’s hottest breweries, where you get to try it all and not have to drive.
Want to mix it up? The Mixed Libations Tour will take you to breweries, wineries, and distilleries. Distilleries…yummy.
Your own group starts at just $315 for three hours, and we think that sounds like a screaming deal!
Here are some photos, but CLICK HERE TO SEE ALL THEIR INFO
So where’s the porta-potty?
After 7 hours on the drink you’d need a bladder the size of The Royal Albert Hall without one!
From the description of the A-team van:
“The inside has no uzis or reel-to-reel players.”
Disappointing.
ass gas or grass… no one rides for free