Man, two in one week! BangShifter Ry Crash sent us this link after seeing our post about the Silverado “King Of The Meth Lab Edition” we ran earlier in the week. While the Bronco here is not as methy as the Silverado, it is still a slightly rough around the edges old truck that has character but not nearly as much character as the Craigslist ad pitching it to the buying public! This is a funny ad and it is pretty irreverent as well, which we can appreciate.

Hey, rather than run on at the mouth, you need to either click the link or just read the ad in its entirety below. This thing sounds pretty sweet and how can you go wrong?!

Here’s the link to the full CL ad with all the photos

Here’s the full text in case it gets pulled –

Want something that screams patriotism and is as majestic as a bald eagle sighting? You found it. 8 cylinders of American engineering straight out of the Motor-City. Many great Americans have owned Broncos, famed rockstar Ted Nugent and champion foot ball player O.J. Simpson…just to name a couple. Time to add your name to that list! You can blare Toby Keith via Bluetooth or you can listen to the sweet lullaby of these 33″ Mud Tires Humming down the highway. The sport seats offer tons of support (unlike my father…I JUST WANT TO DANCE DAD!) especially if you get silly and decide that you’re still gonna “Send It.” And when the weather warms up, pop the top off of this blue and white beauty like a big ole miller lite and let the breeze flow through your rat tail.

Maybe you’re more of a “granola and toe shoes” type. That’s cool too! I’ll paint over the hood (or redesign it). Stop looking at Subaru Forresters and Hybrids. What’s greener than recycling? NOTHING! So come on and repurpose this pile. You can use it pick up more pallets for your “Pinterest furniture” or swap out the “New Car Scent” (I date blind chicks and tell them it’s a 2017…that maybe offensive to them but hey…it’s not like they’re gonna see this) for some patchouli oil, tie a bandana around the neck of your rescue mutt, turn on the Bluetooth and load up “NPR,” and head for Asheville with the top off the back and let the breeze flow through your unshaven leg hair.

Ford Bronco, 5.0/302, Auto, 4wd.

The Bad:
It’s Rusty (I named it Rusty Wallace…or Matt LeBronc you can change that if you like).

The Good:
It’s a Bronco! It’s my daily driver and it is dead on reliable.

302 v8 or 5.0L for you metric types(it’s basically a mustang without the involuntary crowd plowing tendancies)
123k miles on it…don’t think of it as wear…think of it as “experience.”
Manual transfer case
Many new parts like: Battery, cap/rotor, front brakes, bearings, ties rod ends, manual hub, shocks, front seats, stereo, 33×12.50 tires, and rear window motor. Everything on this truck works…including the AC.

***Looking for trades. I can sweeten a trade up for something as well. Not in a huge rush but if you have an offer, hit me with it.***