When Tedly sent me this video, he promised me that Lohnes would absolutely lose it over the contents. Once I saw the video, I knew that I wanted to drive this to any of the haunted hayrides in my local area and wait until it was dark before firing this beast up and proceeding to instill the fear of the farm into every living creature nearby. I’d even wear a Jack o’Lantern on my head just to really screw with heads, but after seeing this thing in action, that would probably be overkill.

Here is everything we know about this unholy farm implement: it’s got a trenching tool on the back, a small plow blade at the front, and a nasty V8 powering this thing. I haven’t heard an engine this pissed off outside of a Pro Mod race. It climbs it’s ring gear like it’s nothing, wheelies on dirt are as simple as planting your foot to the floor, and it can and will do work, cutting through terra firma as if it’s warm butter, the whole while sounding like you’re in the middle of a truck pull. And that’s it. With a blown 502ci Chevy, a turbo 400 transmission, and mostly stock components otherwise, the Super Witch is a show for sure. According to the people at Ditch With it will trench 100ft a minute. They next biggest tractor? 20!