Jolly Green Giant: Finnegan’s Green Ramp Truck Gets Blown


Jolly Green Giant: Finnegan’s Green Ramp Truck Gets Blown

Boats and ho-ley moley, those are some huge trucks. We love ya, Mike, but dude, this truck fascination of yours is a bit out there, even for us…and yes, that does include all of the weird junk that McTaggart likes. Ramp trucks, box trucks, a six-door Texas wedding limousine made up of about four different individual trucks’ worth of parts…he’s got ’em! We have to admire his enthusiasm for such a niche group, and we do appreciate that he does use them. The OG Roadkill ramp truck was used to haul for years, the Square Force One box truck is used to haul his ’55 Chevy and other stuff around, and his monster Ford…well, that hauled him back home and that’s pretty much it, far as I know. Now we go to the green Chevrolet that he acquired a while back for reasons…well, ask him, then let me know. He punished David by making him drive the suspension-less rig home, then he did a burnout that required neutral drops and the hopes and prayers of a drop of dew. Apparently after that, shortly after the pandemic hit, he went nuts with the parts catalogs because the Chevy is now something to behold. It still drinks like it’s last call and you’re preparing to make your selection for the night, but at least it makes the right noises and enough smoke to piss off security officers on a golf cart…

 


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