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BangShift.com Re-Writes The 12 Days Of Christmas


BangShift.com Re-Writes The 12 Days Of Christmas

While Brian and I cannot carry a tune in one of Brian’s dream dump trucks, we can hum a Christmas tune with the best of them. We’re going to ask you to do the same, as we present to you The 12 Days of Christmas, BangShift Style. We’ve decided that it’s okay if BangShift.com Re-Writes The 12 Days of Christmas, as long as we do it with the spirit on Christmas in our hearts, and 30 weight in our veins. Below we’ll show you the original words, and the BangShift version as well. You can also click on any of the stuff we picked to include in our 12 days of Christmas, BangShift Style.

Remember, there are 12 days of Christmas and we’ll be adding the appropriate verse each day until we reach the 12th Day on Christmas. Have suggestions? Better ideas? Let us know in the comments section below.

Hummm along folks…

Here is the original.

On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me, a Partridge in a Pear Tree.

On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me, two Turtle Doves and a Partridge in a Pear Tree.

On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me, three French Hens, two Turtle Doves and a Partridge in a Pear Tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, four Calling Birds, three French Hens, two Turtle Doves, and a Partridge in a Pear Tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, five Golden Rings, four Calling Birds, three French Hens, two Turtle Doves, and a Partridge in a Pear Tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, six Geese-a-laying, five Golden Rings, four Calling Birds, three French Hens, two Turtle Doves, and a Partridge in a Pear Tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me, seven Swans-a-Swimming,  six Geese-a-laying, five Golden Rings, four Calling Birds, three French Hens, two Turtle Doves, and a Partridge in a Pear Tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, eight Maids-a-Milking, seven Swans-a-Swimming,  six Geese-a-laying, five Golden Rings, four Calling Birds, three French Hens, two Turtle Doves, and a Partridge in a Pear Tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, nine Ladies Dancing, eight Maids-a-Milking, seven Swans-a-Swimming,  six Geese-a-laying, five Golden Rings, four Calling Birds, three French Hens, two Turtle Doves, and a Partridge in a Pear Tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, ten Lords-a-Leaping, nine Ladies Dancing, eight Maids-a-Milking, seven Swans-a-Swimming,  six Geese-a-laying, five Golden Rings, four Calling Birds, three French Hens, two Turtle Doves, and a Partridge in a Pear Tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me, eleven Pipers Piping, ten Lords-a-Leaping, nine Ladies Dancing, eight Maids-a-Milking, seven Swans-a-Swimming,  six Geese-a-laying, five Golden Rings, four Calling Birds, three French Hens, two Turtle Doves, and a Partridge in a Pear Tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, twelve Drummers Drumming, eleven Pipers Piping, ten Lords-a-Leaping, nine Ladies Dancing, eight Maids-a-Milking, seven Swans-a-Swimming,  six Geese-a-laying, five Golden Rings, four Calling Birds, three French Hens, two Turtle Doves, and a Partridge in a Pear Tree.

The BangShift version.

On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me, a brand new Biondo Practice Tree.

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On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me, two Fuel Pumps and a brand new Biondo Practice Tree.

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On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me, three Holley Carbs, two Fuel Pumps, and a brand new Biondo Practice Tree.

Holley Ultra XP 2BBL

 

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, four Ridetech Shocks, three Holley Carbs, two fuel pumps, and a brand new Biondo Practice Tree.

Ridetech shocks

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, five Autometer Gauges , four Ridetech Shocks, three Holley Carbs, two fuel pumps, and a brand new Biondo Practice Tree.

5 autometer gauges

 

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, six Speeds-a-Shifting, five Autometer Gauges , four Ridetech Shocks, three Holley Carbs, two fuel pumps, and a brand new Biondo Practice Tree.

APT 6 speed kit

 

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me, seven Pounds-a-Boosting, six Speeds-a-Shifting, five Autometer Gauges , four Ridetech Shocks, three Holley Carbs, two fuel pumps, and a brand new Biondo Practice Tree.

Precision 76mm turbo

 

On the eigth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, eight Mahle Pistons, seven Pounds-a-Boosting, six Speeds-a-Shifting, five Autometer Gauges , four Ridetech Shocks, three Holley Carbs, two fuel pumps, and a brand new Biondo Practice Tree.

 

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On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, nine Inches of Ring Gear, eight Mahle Pistons, seven Pounds-a-Boosting, six Speeds-a-Shifting, five Autometer Gauges , four Ridetech Shocks, three Holley Carbs, two fuel pumps, and a brand new Biondo Practice Tree.

Strange Pro HD 9 inch copy

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, ten Pounds of Nitrous, nine Inches of Ring Gear, eight Mahle Pistons, seven Pounds-a-Boosting, six Speeds-a-Shifting, five Autometer Gauges , four Ridetech Shocks, three Holley Carbs, two fuel pumps, and a brand new Biondo Practice Tree.

10lbs NOS

 

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me, eleven Months of Racing , ten Pounds of Nitrous, nine Inches of Ring Gear, eight Mahle Pistons, seven Pounds-a-Boosting, six Speeds-a-Shifting, five Autometer Gauges , four Ridetech Shocks, three Holley Carbs, two fuel pumps, and a brand new Biondo Practice Tree.

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On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, twelve Buddies Thrashing, eleven Months of Racing , ten Pounds of Nitrous, nine Inches of Ring Gear, eight Mahle Pistons, seven Pounds-a-Boosting, six Speeds-a-Shifting, five Autometer Gauges , four Ridetech Shocks, three Holley Carbs, two fuel pumps, and a brand new Biondo Practice Tree.

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(Photo courtesy of Hot Rod Magazine)


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20 thoughts on “BangShift.com Re-Writes The 12 Days Of Christmas

  1. ColoradoKid

    Well … it aint ” 12 Days .. ” and in fact it aint a song either . And … all bets are this’ll PO each and every Europhobe on site as well . But here’s my little Xmas take off on ” The Night Before Christmas ;

    “Twas Winter in Colorado
    And all thru the Roads
    Not a Ferrari is seen
    Not even a Rolls
    No Lotus or Maser
    Lamborghini devoid
    Not even an Aston
    To Bring us some Joy
    But what is this ? What do my eyes see ?
    But a brand new Porsche RS GT3
    Caymans and Boxsters Carreras Galore
    Cayenne we won’t count GT2’s and much more
    Turbos and Cabrios
    356’s too
    All driving so merrily
    Thru Cold and the Snow
    AHA ! Says St. GearHead
    This I now know
    Its Porsches and owners
    That drive thru the snow
    All others just poseurs
    Cars All Winter kept
    Their traction too slippy
    Their drivers inept
    So Winter in Colorado Its Porsche’s you’ll see
    On roads going skiing
    Their owners with glee ”

    Copyright FARP 2010 … on loan to the good folks at BangShift .. from moi … Merry Christmas !

    1. Bryan McTaggart

      I’m not so sure it works, personally….the idea of a Porsche’s pendulum weight transfer catching someone up on I-25 keeps coming to mind. But from someone who grew up in Colorado Springs, I have to admit the game is still “Spot The Californian”: Look for the IROC-Z or the Outback upside-down in a ditch.

      1. MOPARNUTZ

        NO …
        I THINK HE’S
        STUPID TO THE BONE !!!!

        PROBABLY …
        FELL OFF HIS
        …V E S P A….
        one too
        many times !!!!!!!!!

      2. 75Duster

        I think GuitarSlinger/ColoradoKid took too many illegal drugs back in his hippy days and this is the result of it.

    1. greg

      HEY MOPARNUTZ i have a sticker on my back window that says ‘”DONT PLAY WITH OTHERS”,I think i’m gonna have it modified to say “DONT PLAY WELL WITH CALERODOKID”…..do you want one?

  2. Whelk

    I’m not into Porsche’s but I thought it was kind of clever.

    So is BS only doing 2 items or are the readership supposed to fill in the rest?

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