While Brian and I cannot carry a tune in one of Brian’s dream dump trucks, we can hum a Christmas tune with the best of them. We’re going to ask you to do the same, as we present to you The 12 Days of Christmas, BangShift Style. We’ve decided that it’s okay if BangShift.com Re-Writes The 12 Days of Christmas, as long as we do it with the spirit on Christmas in our hearts, and 30 weight in our veins. Below we’ll show you the original words, and the BangShift version as well. You can also click on any of the stuff we picked to include in our 12 days of Christmas, BangShift Style.
Remember, there are 12 days of Christmas and we’ll be adding the appropriate verse each day until we reach the 12th Day on Christmas. Have suggestions? Better ideas? Let us know in the comments section below.
Hummm along folks…
Here is the original.
On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me, a Partridge in a Pear Tree.
On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me, two Turtle Doves and a Partridge in a Pear Tree.
On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me, three French Hens, two Turtle Doves and a Partridge in a Pear Tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, four Calling Birds, three French Hens, two Turtle Doves, and a Partridge in a Pear Tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, five Golden Rings, four Calling Birds, three French Hens, two Turtle Doves, and a Partridge in a Pear Tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, six Geese-a-laying, five Golden Rings, four Calling Birds, three French Hens, two Turtle Doves, and a Partridge in a Pear Tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me, seven Swans-a-Swimming, six Geese-a-laying, five Golden Rings, four Calling Birds, three French Hens, two Turtle Doves, and a Partridge in a Pear Tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, eight Maids-a-Milking, seven Swans-a-Swimming, six Geese-a-laying, five Golden Rings, four Calling Birds, three French Hens, two Turtle Doves, and a Partridge in a Pear Tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, nine Ladies Dancing, eight Maids-a-Milking, seven Swans-a-Swimming, six Geese-a-laying, five Golden Rings, four Calling Birds, three French Hens, two Turtle Doves, and a Partridge in a Pear Tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, ten Lords-a-Leaping, nine Ladies Dancing, eight Maids-a-Milking, seven Swans-a-Swimming, six Geese-a-laying, five Golden Rings, four Calling Birds, three French Hens, two Turtle Doves, and a Partridge in a Pear Tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me, eleven Pipers Piping, ten Lords-a-Leaping, nine Ladies Dancing, eight Maids-a-Milking, seven Swans-a-Swimming, six Geese-a-laying, five Golden Rings, four Calling Birds, three French Hens, two Turtle Doves, and a Partridge in a Pear Tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, twelve Drummers Drumming, eleven Pipers Piping, ten Lords-a-Leaping, nine Ladies Dancing, eight Maids-a-Milking, seven Swans-a-Swimming, six Geese-a-laying, five Golden Rings, four Calling Birds, three French Hens, two Turtle Doves, and a Partridge in a Pear Tree.
The BangShift version.
On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me, a brand new Biondo Practice Tree.
On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me, two Fuel Pumps and a brand new Biondo Practice Tree.
On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me, three Holley Carbs, two Fuel Pumps, and a brand new Biondo Practice Tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, four Ridetech Shocks, three Holley Carbs, two fuel pumps, and a brand new Biondo Practice Tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, five Autometer Gauges , four Ridetech Shocks, three Holley Carbs, two fuel pumps, and a brand new Biondo Practice Tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, six Speeds-a-Shifting, five Autometer Gauges , four Ridetech Shocks, three Holley Carbs, two fuel pumps, and a brand new Biondo Practice Tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me, seven Pounds-a-Boosting, six Speeds-a-Shifting, five Autometer Gauges , four Ridetech Shocks, three Holley Carbs, two fuel pumps, and a brand new Biondo Practice Tree.
On the eigth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, eight Mahle Pistons, seven Pounds-a-Boosting, six Speeds-a-Shifting, five Autometer Gauges , four Ridetech Shocks, three Holley Carbs, two fuel pumps, and a brand new Biondo Practice Tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, nine Inches of Ring Gear, eight Mahle Pistons, seven Pounds-a-Boosting, six Speeds-a-Shifting, five Autometer Gauges , four Ridetech Shocks, three Holley Carbs, two fuel pumps, and a brand new Biondo Practice Tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, ten Pounds of Nitrous, nine Inches of Ring Gear, eight Mahle Pistons, seven Pounds-a-Boosting, six Speeds-a-Shifting, five Autometer Gauges , four Ridetech Shocks, three Holley Carbs, two fuel pumps, and a brand new Biondo Practice Tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me, eleven Months of Racing , ten Pounds of Nitrous, nine Inches of Ring Gear, eight Mahle Pistons, seven Pounds-a-Boosting, six Speeds-a-Shifting, five Autometer Gauges , four Ridetech Shocks, three Holley Carbs, two fuel pumps, and a brand new Biondo Practice Tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, twelve Buddies Thrashing, eleven Months of Racing , ten Pounds of Nitrous, nine Inches of Ring Gear, eight Mahle Pistons, seven Pounds-a-Boosting, six Speeds-a-Shifting, five Autometer Gauges , four Ridetech Shocks, three Holley Carbs, two fuel pumps, and a brand new Biondo Practice Tree.
(Photo courtesy of Hot Rod Magazine)
An old hot rod with a 3 on the tree?
A Blower ? or possibly a Handy……..in a pinch
Well … it aint ” 12 Days .. ” and in fact it aint a song either . And … all bets are this’ll PO each and every Europhobe on site as well . But here’s my little Xmas take off on ” The Night Before Christmas ;
“Twas Winter in Colorado
And all thru the Roads
Not a Ferrari is seen
Not even a Rolls
No Lotus or Maser
Lamborghini devoid
Not even an Aston
To Bring us some Joy
But what is this ? What do my eyes see ?
But a brand new Porsche RS GT3
Caymans and Boxsters Carreras Galore
Cayenne we won’t count GT2’s and much more
Turbos and Cabrios
356’s too
All driving so merrily
Thru Cold and the Snow
AHA ! Says St. GearHead
This I now know
Its Porsches and owners
That drive thru the snow
All others just poseurs
Cars All Winter kept
Their traction too slippy
Their drivers inept
So Winter in Colorado Its Porsche’s you’ll see
On roads going skiing
Their owners with glee ”
Copyright FARP 2010 … on loan to the good folks at BangShift .. from moi … Merry Christmas !
I’m not so sure it works, personally….the idea of a Porsche’s pendulum weight transfer catching someone up on I-25 keeps coming to mind. But from someone who grew up in Colorado Springs, I have to admit the game is still “Spot The Californian”: Look for the IROC-Z or the Outback upside-down in a ditch.
Never ending
….STUPIDITY…..
from the
Colorado – Douchebag !!!!
I think it’s the thin air that causes his stupidity?
NO …
I THINK HE’S
STUPID TO THE BONE !!!!
PROBABLY …
FELL OFF HIS
…V E S P A….
one too
many times !!!!!!!!!
I think GuitarSlinger/ColoradoKid took too many illegal drugs back in his hippy days and this is the result of it.
I’m not sure it done
with them yet. !!!!!!!!
HEY MOPARNUTZ i have a sticker on my back window that says ‘”DONT PLAY WITH OTHERS”,I think i’m gonna have it modified to say “DONT PLAY WELL WITH CALERODOKID”…..do you want one?
YES SIR. !!!!!!
I”LL
TAKE
TWO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m not into Porsche’s but I thought it was kind of clever.
So is BS only doing 2 items or are the readership supposed to fill in the rest?
One a day until Christmas, dude. 🙂
A six pack for day 3? Nice.
OK, we got the start of something interesting here.
That day 5 wasn’t some variation of “5 piston rings” was really disappointing. Tsk, tsk.
Turbo with a three deuce setup? Interesting to say the least.
Turbo, nitrous, six speed, fuel injected six pack that can handle?
Merry Christmas to everyone at bangshift.com!
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