If you are going to go about doing shady business as a lucrative money making career choice, what would you drive? Strange question, I know…while we aren’t saints around here, we usually only mildly irritate law enforcement with minor speeding and the occasional parking lot burnout, which is more or less kids’ stuff compared to what law enforcement has to deal with. But back to the question: what would you drive? The best answer is to go out into the parking lot of your local Wal-Mart, figure out what at least half of the vehicles parked there look like, and find something that blends in. You try to sell illicit goods out of a 1973 Cougar that’s black, sitting on Cragars and sounding like the opening of a new continental fault, and not to be rude about it, but your stupid ass deserves to be cuffed and stuffed.
What you don’t do is what 37-year-old Adrian Nolan did: after being spotted driving this Lincoln Town Car (yes, really) without a seatbelt on and no tags on the car, a cop tried to pull him over. Nolan pulled over and stopped…then proceeded to make a run for it, thinking that it would be easier to bolt from the cops than to try to run in a pimped Town Car. Bad move…besides no plates, no seat belt, and no insurance, it appears that Nolan’s Lincoln was a rolling pharmacy to boot. If there was ever a car to stand out in small-town America, this poor man’s Roller was it. You might as well have advertised your “business” on the side of the car with a flashing neon sign! Not smart, dude, not smart at all. But look on the bright side…if someone was so inclined, they could pickup a baller Lincoln from a police auction and turn it into one sweet cheap race car!
Silver crossover, man…c’mon. Everyone has them, they’ve got plenty of storage room, and some of them are potent enough that if you have enough skill behind the wheel, you might have the slightest prayer of running from one cop in a small town. Maybe. Doubtful, but maybe.
Darwin focuses sharply on Puff Daddy Nolan and wins!
Has anyone searched the wiener-mobile lately? That guys been hiding in plain sight for decades!
White Ford crew cab with a toolbox in the bed.
Can’t swing a dead cat without hitting one.
Adrian Donte Nolan, age 36 is this piece of shit full name. For fucks sakes he was advertising and you Franklin, Kentucky did not take care of this yourself and waited for the cops while he was dealing smack to your kids – look at number 6. You’re never going to get rid of dealers, but to let them roll around brazenly in the light of day like some Mississippi Pimp is how your kids get hooked. Drive them underground. You only have to squash a few cockroaches before they will not come out with the lights on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EYvQMDLZZk
Those arrested were charged with:
1) Trafficking in controlled substance 1st degree, Heroin
2) Trafficking in controlled substance 1st degree, Cocaine
3) Trafficking in controlled substance 1st degree, drug unspecified
4) Trafficking in controlled marijuana, over 8 ounces but less than 5 pounds
5) Drug paraphernalia possession
6) Unlawful transaction with a minor
7) Receiving stolen property (firearm)
8) Possession of a defaced firearm
9) Possession of a firearm by a convicted felon
10) Trafficking in controlled substance 1st degree, Methamphetamine
BTW Just Kidding.
“try to run in a pimped Town Car. Bad move…” No actually, good move. Made it easier to find him didn’t it.
And if they are that stupid, let them be stupid. Don’t give the advice in your last paragraph. You should remove that.
The above post from “Nigel Mansell’s Ferret” Said it best: “he was advertising and you Franklin, Kentucky did not take care of this yourself and waited for the cops while he was dealing smack to your kids – look at number 6. You’re never going to get rid of dealers, but to let them roll around brazenly in the light of day like some Mississippi Pimp is how your kids get hooked.”
Take care of it. You are ass deep in guns America, and the wrong people are getting shot almost daily. Children are the victims of guns and drug dealers. How they even survive to become adults is a miracle.
From here in Canada, only across the river, it looks pretty fucked up. Somebody explain it to me?
Sorry to get all heavy but it looks so obvious. Let’s talk about cars!
Come on – its no way near as fugly as the latest Rolls Royce!
A square-nosed monstrosity designed by a 10 ten year old kid on oxycodin and LSD bought by pillow biting screaming faggots. They and Rolls Royce should be executed for crimes against cars!