After rocking out with the kids to the Beach Boys Classic, “Little St. Nick”, we got to wondering what ol’ Santa Claus would have for a hot rod, other than the sleigh of course. we imagine nothing would be able to touch the sleigh for sheer acceleration and braking performance, but the exhaust fumes on that thing smell awful from what we have been told.
There’s a million questions, really. Would it be red? Would it be a little car or a honkin’ truck as we know the man has a fondness for storage capacity. Turbo? Blower? Pro Touring, Pro Street? Street Freak? What would he commission the gearhead elves to construct for him when they weren’t making your kid’s Xbox, iPhone 7S, or insanely expensive designer jeans?
The spy shot below is what you’ll find him rolling around the North Pole in during the frigid winter months, getting ready for the big day. During the still frozen but slightly less frigid months, we’ve got no idea what he tools around in.
You tell us, if Santa Claus had a hot rod, what would it be?
If Santa had a hot rod Rudolph would be very worried…….
Given that Chad looks most Santa-ish of all of you, I suspect it wouldn’t be a tracked t-bucket.
Probably a Cummins swapped M715 with 2.5 axles and 44″ boggers. Lots of snow up there…