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Caption This: Ever Heard Of A “Truck”, Cowboy?


Caption This: Ever Heard Of A “Truck”, Cowboy?

At some point in life, you expect to not be surprised at what you see anymore. You will believe that you’ve seen it all, that there is nothing left that will leave you drop-jawed, staring, wondering just what in the hell you’ve seen. Today is not the day for that. Today is the day you learn, first-hand, just how durable and flexible the Ford Panther platform is. The Crown Victoria, Grand Marquis, and Town Car were relics when they were finally killed off a few years ago…body-on-frame sedans didn’t seem to make sense outside of police agencies, taxi services, limousine services, and anybody who wanted durability over just about everything else in a car. We’ve seen them cut up into utes. We’ve seen demo derby cars and police vehicles take punishment that defies belief. We’ve seen million-mile taxicabs still trucking along. But we have never…ever…seen the likes of this. So go ahead, BangShifters, put on those thinking caps and come up with your best caption for what you’re about to see here:


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7 thoughts on “Caption This: Ever Heard Of A “Truck”, Cowboy?

  1. Chevy Hatin' Mad Geordie

    The steer said he enjoyed the drive but the idiot human in the passenger seat was responsible for the projectile shitting that even messed up the roof…

  2. Tony Hoffer

    This gives Hot Rod Garage a run for the money as to what should hold the True title of Crown Hick.

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