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Caption This: Just A Relaxing Drive Through The Neighborhood!


Caption This: Just A Relaxing Drive Through The Neighborhood!

(Photo: Todd Roberts) Cruising Woodward Avenue on Dream Cruise day demands a comfy seat…you’re going to be in traffic for quite some time looking at everyone parked alongside the road, almost parked in front of you, and almost parked in the other lane headed the other direction. Comfy is priority. This is the one event where you want a car like a mid-1970s Chrysler, with the huge, plush bench seats and the air conditioning system raided from a meat packing plant. Pile your friends in, make sure you have some non-alcoholic drinks handy, and keep the cameras close. That’s how you do it!

Or, you could take a cue from this guy, who liked the idea of a plush seat, but didn’t like the idea of eighteen feet of battleship or the amount of fuel it would drink over several hours’ time of sitting in traffic. His solution is eloquent, simple, and on thin ice when it comes to street-legality. Then again, it was Dream Cruise day…those tire marks he’s driving in between aren’t a couple of weeks old, folks. Maybe the local police had better things to check out than a local citizen peacefully enjoying the Cruise from the comfort of his La-Z-Boy recliner. The only thing we wish we could’ve been a witness to is the conversation between the cop and the Most Comfortable Man In Pontiac. What do you think they were saying?


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7 thoughts on “Caption This: Just A Relaxing Drive Through The Neighborhood!

  1. Caveman Tony

    Hey! Officer! Does that cruiser have a wifi connection? I can’t find a good connection anywhere around here…

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