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Chadmouth: Paul Harvey and Ram – Plus A Bunch Of Other Whining Bitches


Chadmouth: Paul Harvey and Ram – Plus A Bunch Of Other Whining Bitches

So let me get this straight. Dodge uses a Paul Harvey monologue in a commercial for Ram Trucks during the Super Bowl, thereby creating the best commercial of the game, and arguably one of the most patriotic commercials in a decade or more, all while making farmers look like heroes, and now some dumb shits are whining because something very similar was made on YouTube by Farms.com and now people are trying to stir the pot and say that their feelings are hurt. Oh, and most of the people living in this country who were born in the last 40 years wouldn’t know a hard days work if it bit them in the ass. So technically they are not worthy to buy a Ram Truck. They will want one though because it will make them feel better.  Keep reading.

So now that we’ve covered the basic principles of the scenario, let’s talk specifics and then pull this all together, or as Paul Harvey would have said, let me tell you the “rest…of the story.” Then we’ll show you both of the videos.

Paul Harvey, arguably the greatest “heartland of America” radio host ever, could be heard anytime you were driving cross country and wanted to be educated and entertained. He was a broadcaster by the time he was 16 years old, and died at 90 while still on the air. He and his wife both are members of the Broadcaster’s Hall of Fame.  This speech was made in 1978 at a National Future Farmers of America (FFA) convention, and has been the anthem of farmers ever since. This was planned and purposeful for both Ram, and the Farms.com folks. And clearly both entities were given, or paid for, permission to use said speech. The truth is there are probably dozens more online that didn’t.

The Ram Trucks video is awesome. Truly amazing. And arguably one of the most patriotic commercials we’ve ever seen, and it’s only got one small American flag in it. If you aren’t inspired by this commercial, then you should immediately get yourself to the emergency room because you have no heart left. The video is below for you to watch. CLICK HERE TO READ CHAD’s EDITORIAL SPECIFICALLY ON THIS VIDEO

So now about these Farms.com folks. The news media and whiners all over the internet would like to paint the Farms.com folks as victims of “big mean Dodge Ram” who stole their video idea. Two things: First, DODGE Ram doesn’t exist anymore you douche bag f#@%^&g idiots. They are Ram Trucks. Stop calling them Dodges, it’s annoying. And second, the Farms.com folks are embracing this video, and have even replaced their own on their site with the Ram Trucks video and are loving all the controversy. Why wouldn’t they? They’ve gotten over 600,000 new views since people started painting them as victims.  And as always, they are continuing to raise money for FFA. This was a win for them. Not a loss. Their original video is below as well.

In the words of another great American broadcaster, Earl Pitts, “Wake up Uhmerika!” And to any of you idiot “news” broadcasters who think that stirring the pot, when it doesn’t need any stirring, will somehow make you better, SHUT UP! We’re tired of hearing about “news” that isn’t news. We’re tired of watching you waste good resources on frivolous claims, rather than using that same energy to do something worth while.

Stop bitching, and start doing. America is a land that was formed by people who weren’t afraid to DO SOMETHING, not people that wanted to just sit around and talk about it. I’m so sick and tired of it I just want to scream. Our kids think that taking out the trash counts as their “chores”. What about those of us that worked 20-30 hours a week just to keep the family home running?

Do you want to do something good for America? For the world? Show your kids a hard days work. It will do you both some good.

 


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15 thoughts on “Chadmouth: Paul Harvey and Ram – Plus A Bunch Of Other Whining Bitches

  1. Bob Holmes

    You haven’t even mentioned the idiots running around spouting that its a racist commercial cause there aren’t enough people of color and that farmworkers do all the work and should have been in the commercial.

    My wife was reading me the crap that one of her idiot leftist clients posted. I was amazed. And disappointed.

    It was the only commercial that made me look up and take notice, well done Ram Trucks.

  2. Brad

    Oh wait, and for EVER view RAM will make a donation to FFA!!!!!

    GTFO. I just hate stupid people, obviously their groceries come from outerspace or something.

  3. Joe

    As a commercial it sucked. You’re supposed to advertise the product, which is Ram Trucks. On that count is is a massive fail. I watched this with a large group of people who are not gear heads and they had no idea up until the end what the commercial was advertising.

    Now don’t get your panties in a bunch, I appreciate how hard Farmer’s work and what they provide for our country.

    1. 75Duster

      Joe, obviously the commercial worked because people are still talking about it today,and the ad brought to attention to the nations farmers.
      Maybe if your beer goggles weren’t on you and your friends would have seen the Ram trucks in the ad.

  4. Joe

    Like I said, if you weren’t a gear head, just a casual observer, as most people watching the game were, you wouldn’t have noticed that they were indeed Ram trucks until the end. My point stands.

    1. Chad Reynolds Post author

      I can’t argue with you on the fact that during the commercial you didn’t realize it was a Ram Truck commercial. And I can’t argue with the normal train of thought that if the commercial is for a particular product then you should know what that product is. But, I would say that this commercial was a great branding message for Ram. And as such, when they play a regular Ram Truck commercial for the next however long, people will associate the feeling and emotion they had during the “farmers” commercial, with seeing the Ram brand. That’s a good thing for Ram.

  5. arrow1100

    Yes thumbs up !
    As for Ram they spent the “Big bucks ” to put the ad up And just put up a logo
    Help the farmers and to boot might get a few truck sales. Cheers ! 🙂

  6. gene adams

    100% right Chad great story for all of us that are so tired of stories that mean nothing,it just seems that everybody takes it down to the lowest common denomenator.

  7. Anthony

    I agree with every thing you said Chad ! They should have used a different model pick up though,one more suited for work and show it being used or just used (dirty) .

  8. Raw

    Chad, that is the strongest most powerful thing I have read all day.
    Thanks for putting into words what I feel most days when listening to the news dribble stories of the day……….

  9. Monk

    The commercial really hit home with me……being raised on a farm.
    The voice of Paul Harvey was inspiring.
    One won’t be able to look at a Ram truck now without thinking of
    this commercial.
    Brilliant advertising piece…….not only for Ram trucks but
    for the American farmer.

  10. Mopar Man

    Awesome commercial, agree the cry baby victims need to go away, grow some big girl panties and quit playing the victim, the media needs to quit treating the current admistration in this country like a King & Queen Obummer, and report the real news ask the tough questions, and this cry babies need to learn to work hard instead always playing the victim and wanting a hand out.

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