This is impossible to top. Lisa Mayfield’s attorneys claim that she made her way to Jeremy Mayfield’s 400-acre farm, while drunk, to take possession of a cat whose custody has been under dispute. Somewhere a NASCAR executive just started drinking cooking sherry.

Even if we had a crystal ball, it never would have predicted this, nor the actual reason for the confrontation in the first place. According to the legal dream team representing Lisa Mayfield, she got, “a little tipsy” at home and started thinking about her cat. That apparently led to her attacking and hurling racial slurs at a man who works at the farm, caring for the large property.

We’re about ready to start taking side action or maybe placing odds on the fact that, at some point, it will come out that money exchanged hands before Lisa Mayfield submitted her affadavit for NASCAR. Andy Griffith needs to take up the case, those city slicker lawyers from New York city don’t now how to handle stuff like this.

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