Look, we’re tired of posting songs about cars, songs about having fun with cars, songs with cars in the title, and song with car noises in them. Today it is time to talk about two things that are near and dear to us here at BangShift. Thing one: mothers. Thing two: treating them right. Mr. T who is one of the greatest living Americans tackled this issue head on with his 1984 classic rap song, “Treat Your Mother Right”. Mr T also attacked this issue wearing nut hugger shorts which is a brave act in and of itself. T, as we’ve been known to call him when he’s not around, uses the word MOTHER as sort of an alphabetical outline for this tune and works his way through each letter giving examples of why moms rule and why they need to be treated right. We’re not sure if it is all the gold, the massive weight lifting belt, or some sort of resistance put up by his mohawk hair cut, but Mr T does not seem to have much in the bank with respect to dance moves. Don’t get us wrong, the singing mothers in the background are no slouches but T seems a little on the stiff side. Who knows, earlier in the day before he filmed this video he may have hastily constructed some sort of weaponized device with George Peppard to thwart the actions of bad guys as part of a rouge group of crime fighters. He’s mostly known for his rap work though.
So we’re done posting car songs. From now on it is going to be all moms tunes all the time. Send any and all suggestions to [email protected]
Oh, and a word to the wise. Don’t even think about talking crap about Mr T in the comments section or insulting mothers because we’ll make a list and find you. Then, an aged Mr T will use a Segway, Pride Jazzy, Hoveround, or whatever means necessary to catch you and straighten you out. We’ll watch from the car and silently mock you as this happens.
PRESS PLAY BELOW TO HEAR MR T PERFORM HIS FAMOUS 1984 CHART BLAZING HIT – TREAT YOUR MOTHER RIGHT
BWAHAHAHAHAHA !
Send any suggestions to Chad, LMAO! You got it!
There’s 3:23 out of my life that I’ll never get back.