If you’re gonna be dumb, you’ve gotta be tough. These words are gospel for the driver of a Camaro in Texas who made the brilliant decision to run through a closed railroad crossing. His Camaro (the year was not specified in the story we read) was hit by a train running at full speed. Amazingly the guy lived, and only sustained minor injuries. God protects fools and children, right?
According to JusticeNewsFlash.com, the driver ignored the flashing lights that indicate that a train is approaching. We’re guessing he also ignored the massive train horn, and that annoying voice in the back of his head saying, “Stop you freaking moron, you’re about to do something incredibly stupid that may result in your death!” Unless that voice was asleep at the time.
The story is non-committal as to whether or not the driver of the Camaro, a “man in his 30s,” as the story said, sustained any injuries or sought medical attention. We’re thinking he sought underwear attention because the ones he had on before being struck by the train may have been soiled during the impact event.
Consider this a BangShift.com public service announcement. If the freaking lights are flashing, wait the few minutes to let the train pass. We’re certain the rate of survival on stuff like this is lower than low.
Source — JusticeNewsFlash.com — Motorist lucky to be alive after train crash
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