(Photo by Charles Wickam) – Sometimes we need to set the scene for you with these photo captions but frankly, this one kind of sells itself. The photos was taken by our ace man in Texas, Charles Wickam at the recently completed NHRA Spring Nationals at Royal Purple Raceway in Baytown, Texas. The guy bending down in the photo is Lanny Miglizzi who works for John Force racing as their track analysis guy. He spends all day on the starting line measuring how grippy it is, how hot it is, how thick the rubber layer is, and the crew chiefs use that information in their clutch setups to get the most out of the cars on the track. We are not sure who the other fellow is, but then again he may not want to be named.
We’re not sure if we should thank or slap Charles for this photo but we do know that it should make for some interesting captions!
CAPTION THIS PHOTO AND KEEP IT CLEAN!
Handy Manny utiliizes many tools in reading track conditions…..
Hmmmm, I think I see a quarter that John Force dropped. Aw shucks it is just a washer, oh well.!!!!
I’m going to mark this spot – you start your paces from here….
WATCH OUT, you we’re about to step on my contact lense!
stand right here,i he will pick you up on his way by!
Dude, I think you need some sponsorship from fast actin’ Tinactin.
“No, this is your RIGHT foot. You put your LEFT foot in, you put your LEFT foot out. Got it?”
Yer’ OUT!
I didn’t say ‘Simon Says’!!!!
Didn’t Monica Lewinski do this to Bill Clinton?
STOP WALKING!!!! My uterus fell out…….