(Photo by Dave Nutting) So it was a normal BangShift Saturday morning. Dave Nutting and I were in the middle of the woods taking photos of Buford T Justice, BangShift’s newest project car. I got the bright idea to climb into the car’s massive trunk to give some perspective of the size. Newsflash: the trunk of the car is massive and my 5’10” self was able to lie straight as a board all the way across it. Try that in a new car today and you’ll probably end up curled into the fetal position or with dislocated vertebrae.
While lying in the trunk, minding my own business, I got the bright idea to close the lid down on myself and hang my arm out the back, mafia corpse style. With the hanging limb, rustic, woodsy setting, and large car motif, this photo needs a good caption. Anyone who has seen the legendary Artie Lange, Norm MacDonald movie, “Dirty Work” probably has a couple brewing in their heads as they read this. The rest of you sickos can formulate some on your own!
Caption this photo!
“That Hooker has man hands”
“Probably an adams apple too”
Vito flunked body disposal 101.
Okay, so I feel bad for this one, but “That heart had to come from somewhere.” Yeah, I am ashamed.
Booger Delivery Chute.
Told you we should have taken my Caddy ! He dont fit !
For a guy fat enough to break the rear axle, he sure has small arms.
Officer, he’s in the trunk to signal left hand turns. The taillight is out.
Another bad idea brought to you by Vince the Shamwow guy… tired of those smashed garfield cats and baby on board stickers? Try our new Dead Guy in the Trunk!
Dave, did you remember to feed the trunk monkey?
Bush/Cheney 04…what the ……..
Thank God we can’t see what the other hand is doing.
Now we know why Freiburger doesn’t post here anymore.
Chevy Caprice, it does a (cold) body good.
1: Prius owners take note, you have been warned.
2: I told him not to slam the door again.
3: No officer its not what it seems, he’s just pretending.