Holy wild photo Batman! BangShift photo contributor Greg Rourke nailed this shot of a completely mangled Chevy truck teetering on a bridge girder recently. We don’t want to skew the captions on this one, but the back story, according to Greg is that the driver was blotto drunk and missed about a hundred, “Bridge is OUT!” Signs.
Knowing that, we wonder how the hell he got back off the bridge. Being as drunk as he was to pull this off, we’re thinking that “heel to toe” walking would not have been a good exercise at that point, especially when plunging to certain death was a very real option.
It looks like virtually everything below the frame rails was cleaned off the truck, the frame is bent, and the paint looks to have been scratched as well. Oh, we wish we could have hung out with the insurance adjuster on this job!
You know the drill. Scour the photo and caption this mother! (You’ll stare for minutes because it is just so CRAZY!)
The sign said this exit for the skyway.
You f**k my wife, I f**k up your truck. Simple as that.
The classic works so well for this one:
Here, hold my beer, watch this!
Damn deer!
I thought that was Roscoe P. Coaltrain chasing me.
OK, now lets try the Dodge and then the Ford, winner takes all.
1.Dang thats one big bird to pick that up.
2.My wifes new bit on the side didnt know i was a crane operator..who’s laughing now!
3.Thats the last time i pour redbull over my truck.
4.Right we’ll tell the insurance godzilla did it!
“Recalibrate GPS now.”
Looks like those Duke boys bit off a little more than they could chew on this one…
Is that one of those new “crossover” vehicles?
“Like a rock” ….
Man, remind me not to piss off the Valet at the restaurant.
While the adjuster deemed the truck “totaled,” the cooler in the bed had been recognized as “functional.”
“Holy crap…when dad sees what i did to the truck, he’s going to be pissed. Any beer left?
“McFly, Chevys don’t work over water unless you got POWER!”
“Off route.When possible make a U turn”
im an ironworker, i know thats not the first one to do that.
“Subject appears to have left his common sense at the bottom of an empty can of beer”.
“I don’t know what happened, I heard a strange noise and now it’s acting like every gear is neutral.”
“You should see where the trailer ended up.”