Rolls-Royce. The name of power, luxury, exclusivity. Stately sedans, elegant limousines, one badass luxo-coupe, and this. It started life as a 1991 Rolls-Royce. Mulliner Park Ward was, up until 1991, the coach building arm of Rolls-Royce: it was their job to perform customizations to suit the requests of a customer, such as a limousine extension of a Silver Spur.
This ain’t a Mulliner Park Ward. This is barely a Rolls-Royce Silver Spur. This thing is a child’s nightmare. It looks like someone placed a Rolls in the center of the jester face on the truck from Maximum Overdrive. It looks like Cruella DeVille’s ride that was parked outside the retirement home. You get the feeling that this car was meant to be in Batman and Robin as George Clooney’s limo. I could go on and on…it’s that bad.
Out back the view is just as grim. I’m sure Billy Gibbons from ZZ Top isn’t too amused that the ass end of this Roller looks like his famed CadZZilla. The pipes look like they were dredged up from the Everglades. And the interior isn’t much better…while the builder (ahem!) had the good sense to leave most of the interior alone, they simply couldn’t help putting in the Colorado Customs steering wheel, and that appears to be an aftermarket deck in the dash.
This Rolls is so bad on so many levels that finding the worst thing about it is a difficult task. From the bat-wing fins at the front of the car to the Corvette-coves on the sides, from the cheapest wheels on the planet to afterthought turn signals in the front end…this thing is horrible. It looks like the Lincoln Futura concept car got caught in a ménage à trois with the black Lincoln from The Car and a donk. Whoever was responsible for this, know that a few British gentlemen in suits that look like extras from a Jason Statham movie are on the way to your residence now, and they are not pleased with your handiwork.
If you are interested in picking this Rolls-Royce up for the freak factor, you can CLICK HERE to see the ad from South Beach Classics. Then you can tell us what drugs you are on and why you are not sharing them.
(Courtesy: Jalopnik. You owe everyone on the Internet eye-bleach now. Yikes.)
Well,…at least there is no pickup bed. 🙂
Has more body mods than Ted Vernon’s wife. 🙂 My Bad!
Some pimp or drug dealer will be buying this piece of shit.
Ok so that actually makes the AMC Ambassador look sleek refined and classy. I think there needs to be a sickness listed in the psychological manual: Automotive-dis-figuration-modification disorder. The builder obviously suffers from an acute case.
I did not laugh, I puked!
Looks like that was built by the same person who did the GTO for XXX:State of the Union.
Oh my god – its a what the. LMAO
But then I heard music da dada da Thunderbirds are GO and realized where this guys thinking was going – each to their own.
Its still YUK – dogs breakfast type of YUK.
O shit! Kill it quick. My eyes have been raped.
I find it’s pretty tough to imagine someone thinking up all the modifications and finding them appealing. Then there is the painter…. Seems like it would have taken a strong stomach and a lot of money to even care to paint the thing.
Add this car to the collection of massively ruined cars.
IMHO I think the exterior looks pretty bad ass, not so much on the interior, but not $66,000 bad ass, more like $15K bad ass.
Thanks lads – you show THIS on the day I decided to quit using LSD!
Or was that tomorrow?
I have to say it.. WTF was he thinking???? That has to be the ugliest POS I’ve ever seen!! Burn it, bury, crush it, get it the F**k off the planet!!