I’ve sat at the computer for longer than I care to admit, looking at this thing that ostensibly started life as an early 1990s Chevrolet S-10, and the only word that keeps coming to mind is, “why?” I like Chevy S-10s…they are simple little trucks that do what they were designed to do well. Even stock, I like them. They are small, nimble, useful and the styling is right were it needs to be. But the add-ons, man…I’m not bothered by the camper shell. It’s just about everything else that has me scratching my head as if I have a flea infestation. Pontoon fenders from a late 1930s or early 1940s something or other…the entire nose clip of a Ford Mustang II…and that homemade bullbar that sports a Studebaker bullet nose cap. I couldn’t dream this thing up if Freddy Kreuger stopped by in my garage during a dream.
Even if you scraped off the extras that are attached to the S-10 and just whittled it down to a truck with a Mustang II nose on it…I’m still a bit uncomfortable. Partially because of how strangely well it seems to work, partially because who in their right mind could have possibly dreamt this up, and is that person still roaming free? The saving grace would be if there was a Chrysler powerplant under the hood and that pontoon fender was covering up the dually axle from one of those Toyota motorhomes, as kind of an eff you to brand loyalty.
Take note of the “For Sale” sign. You want to get creative, BangShifters? Write up the Craigslist ad for this puppy!
For sale: Chevrolet S10 truck, owner must sell, needs more meth.
Owner can be contacted at the van down by the river.
This the scariest thing since two guys bought all my neice’s ” My little Ponies” at my sister’s yard sale. Someone please save the Studebaker bullet nose, it doesn’t deserve this fate .
Ya gotta wonder how some peoples minds work. A study in using up what you already have. I’ll bet Geordie’s digging it.
On second thought, it may have belonged to Johnny Cash. Inspiration from the song One Part at a Time.
For sale due to health issues.I let that tetanus shot go a little too long. Will not part out.Thats how I got this way . Best offer today .I need to get to an ER.Call # BR549 ask for Junior,I’m a car salesman
For Sale – mobile base for deranged serial killer who is killing people and using their parts to create the perfect body. Don’t worry about dragging a cold body all the way to your lair – you can do hack it to pieces while its still alive and screaming in pain and terror in this beautifully crafted Psycho-mobile. Comes with built in police band width radio scanner and is upholstered in easy clean vinyl throughout. A real snip at $5000!
Built in Theft Deterrent…so ugly, nobody will steal it.
For sale: Bug-out vehicle for zombie apocalypse. Sleeping quarters for two. Customized front bumper protects the radiator if you need to drive through hoards of living dead. Styling guaranteed to prevent zombie brains from identifying truck as operational vehicle.
For sale, leftover parts from building my awesome project Mustang II with Chevy S-10 front. Also what didn’t move at the last yard sale, and misc. castoffs from de-chroming fire truck. Package deal.
Words fail me, I am completely dumbfounded by the “art car” movement!
Please tell me those front bumper “thingies” are not vintage Cal Custom cast aluminum scoops.
Sure they’re not ‘cups/’ Or as we cricket fans call them ‘boxes’
A new edition \”Anycar\” from Mangledfractures Hangover Trust!
For sale: my heart and soul
The ex-girlfriend wants her truck back, so I gotta sell it before she finds out I cheated on her with that chick that sells jewelry at the flea market.
Cream-puff S-10, it was her truck daily driven. Used it to haul her “massage-bed” to/from the swap-meet. All the extras on it go too, they are compensation for her happy-endings. Payment was usually something chrome or a corn dog.
Custom one of a kind Cat Dog lone wolf see cousin Grandpa for details BR549