The immortal Roger Alan Wade is credited with one of the best titled songs of all time with, “If you’re gonna be dumb, you’ve gotta be tough”. Two morons in Georgia are the living examples of the tune after one stabbed the other while fighting over the ages old, “Ford Vs. Chevy” superiority argument. The two knife weilding mouth breathers were, “driving off road vehicles in a field,” according to a story on AJC.com.
There was no mention of alcohol being involved in this crime, but that could be because any reasonable person knows without saying that at least one of these guys was probably lubricated when the cuss words and knives started flying. If we were guessing, the Ford guy probably stabbed the Chevy guy after the bowtie warrior rubbed the blue oval battler’s face in the fact that the Camaro has bee outselling the Mustang for an extended period of time now.
The dude who got shanked was brought to the hospital with serious injuries. That’s no laughing matter.
Just remember this. If you are headed to a gearhead event in Georgia, keep your yapper shut unless you are a Mopar guy. Nobody will attack someone they already know is crazy.
(KIDDING!)
Thanks to Ian Tocher for the tip!
(Ford Versus Chevy GA Stabbing)
*Stabs Brian Lohnes* How dare you use such blasphemy! Mopar is god! 😛
All the way, and THANK YOU BRIAN FOR ALL YOU DO!!! WE LOVE YA MAN!!!!
Well you must be “lubricated” because in 2010 the Camaro finally outsold the Mustang after 23 years straight of being dominated, probably the reason the Camaro/Firebird died? Yea. At time of death, the Mustang was nearly 4:1 sales over the GM ponycars.