BangShift forum member Tardis454 tipped us off to this eBay ad for a truly strange machine. This is a 1989 Chevy one ton dually crew cab which had its bed stretched a number of feet and said bed was then finished as some sort of “luxurious” cruising quarters. Maybe when it was done in the 1980s it was hot stuff, but now the back of that truck looks like somewhere you’d find Ron Jeremy’s DNA with a black light. The ancient microwave, the tiny black and white TV, the dark red carpeting everywhere, headroom that would make the lollipop lids bitch about whacking their noggins and the presumed smell have us all wondering about this truck. Why and what the hell for are two questions we would love to have answers for.
Not why in the special car desecration sense, but why in the WHY sense. What the Hell? This question would clear up the actual motivation to create this thing. Other than “doin’ it” what’s the back of this truck good for? There appears to be nowhere to sit, rug burn is a given whether you are doing something pleasurable to get it or not, and the 80-gallon fuel capacity would be good for help you get to the grocery store and back on the weekends. You’d have to go early morning though because that truck has the turning radius of a Nimitz class aircraft carrier and would be brutal to navigate though anything but a truck stop.
Is this thing cool or quizzical? We’re leaning way harder to the quizzical side but tell us if we’re wrong!
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eBay Link: A stretched 1989 dually with big block power and low budget porno interior
I feel like I need a shower after looking at those pictures
Including tyvek suits and respirators?
Bow chicka bow bow
LOL @ Low budget porno interior. haha
So this was an ebay find, not an ebay purchase, right?
Its cool and i’d totally make use out of it for the races, but for 40k it should have got a cummins or duramax swap.
This thing is in my beloved Illinois. Two weeks ago we had the mutilated 63 Impala, also from the Land Of Lincoln. Just exactly what the hell is going on around here?
c’mon guys, you should’ve put a disclaimer on this article, warning minors from viewing the inside of this pickup… Rated R at least, definitely not PG-13 fare
If that’s a low budget porno interior, where’s the water bed?
2 things. . . first, that’s not an 89, the front changed in April 87 (sold as an 88) and second, if you’re going to do that, he should have started with a van
FORTY THOUSAND DOLLARS…
I love this thing, but it only in the $
1,500.00 range
the only thing this would be good for is hauling your offshore racing boat to the coasts or the great lakes. Room for the troop, gear, and food.Pulling a massive boat up a slick and mostly submerged boat ramp is the only reason to have started with a 4×4…….or leave the mid west during a blizzard when you really need to be in Bermuda in 2 days.Yeah should have bought a school bus with a big diesel. much cheaper and better.
It’s so bad that it’s good…