In keeping with today’s stated theme of wall-to-wall destruction and carnage, we thought the ideal eBay pick would be the ultimate in automotive end-of-life technology, the car crusher. Interestingly, there were only two for sale on eBay and naturally we chose the most expensive one because it must be better, right?

Owning one of these mothers would be like having ultimate power, so it needs to be used wisely. Essentially we’d rename ours the “Toyota Modifier” and put it to work. No domestic sheetmetal would quench this machine’s thirst. That’s just how we roll. Bidding was hovering at just about $100,000 when we wrote this.

Here’s the question, what would your “rules” be for using this machine?