This totally isn’t news, but it’s Friday and it has been a rough week. Cut us some freakin’ slack. What’s not shocking is that this particular event happens in Maine.
How about a a show, shine, and drag race event for little kids held weekly at an ice rink? Oh hell yes it’s real. We stumbled upon the ad for the twice weekly “events” while digging for stuff on another news lead we were chasing. What cracks us up is the vision of a guy with a two year old in front of a practice tree working on his lights.
“Billy, we are NOT going to lose on a holeshot again this week, do you understand me?!”
