It’s been three months since the Project Raven Imperial unceremoniously blew the transmission at Beech Bend, and it’s been just a touch longer since the engine put up some seriously disappointing numbers on the dyno. Since then I haven’t done much, but finally, after months of sorting things out, finding a location, preparation, and a one-month vacation, the time finally came to rip the heart out of the beast. I spent about a week prior doing small tasks so that the actual engine removal itself would be painless. I yanked the accessories, pulled the radiator, and just when I was ready to undo the engine mounts, a big issue with the creepy old barn the car was sitting in came to light: the ground was so soft that instead of the car going up on the jack, the jack was being shoved into the soft earth. A bit of wrangling with the property owner got me what used to be a smokehouse, complete with cement floor. As an added bonus, he got to tow the Imperial to the new building with his tractor. The little John Deere never saw it coming, because if it wasn’t on perfectly level ground the front end would start to reach for the sky.
Once in the new shed, the mounts were undone and the fluids drained. This is where the first signs of trouble started to show: I drained the trans by pulling the speedometer gear out of the side of the TorqueFlite, and was promptly rewarded with a very dark red fluid that didn’t smell anything like ATF. My suspicion that the internals of the 904 being thermally damaged are pretty much confirmed. That night, while going to pick up the cherry picker, the trailer unhitched from my father-in-law’s Tahoe and decided to go it’s own way for a minute. Upon seeing the engine hoist in person, my doubts really began to set in…it was shoved in the back of the barn and looked like it hadn’t seen the light of day in ten years.
The next morning I set upon the car with my wife’s two uncles. The only easy part of this was when we removed the hood. After that, fate and the Imperial fought us tooth-and-nail. The cylinder on the engine hoist called it quits, blowing all of the oil out of the fill port and refusing to seal up. Once we changed the cylinder, we had to hack the driver’s header off of the main exhaust to get it loose. The starter wedged and took thirty minutes to free from the car. Blood was drawn from myself, and one of the uncles. The winner of the day was when we realized that we would have to undo the driver’s side motor mount from the block, something that I hadn’t done yet. This turned into one of those “one-click-at-a-time” adventures that, in forty-degree weather, really test a man’s patience. By the time the engine was freed from the Imperial’s engine bay, the other two men had expressions on their faces that hinted that I might need anger therapy, or maybe just a shot of some really good stuff.
Having it fight you every step of the way is so much fun. Usually a blood sacrifice helps make things go smoother, I guess not this time.
You going to do any cleaning or anything to the engine bay while it’s out?
As budget allows, I’m going for broke. The engine bay will be pressure-washed this time, the battery tray is going to get rust-treated, and the wiring situation will be addressed for the first time since Finnegan went under hood.
You let Finnegan loose under your hood? Was he supervised?
He was welcomed. I was about to set fire to the car in the hotel parking lot, I was so pissed off. I’m sure if you asked him about it now he wouldn’t remember at first, then would be like, “Oh, yeah, I worked on that piece of shit…”
you were in the crusher camaro episode when they drove back from indy right?
I can say that without a doubt, if I watch that video today, that will probably be the only Imperial I see this month lol.
whats going on engine wise? I recall you saying something about puttin a 727 behind it?
Everything is “in progress”. I’m going to tear down the engine and see if there’s damage, and see what I can do to this block. Everything is depending on that for the engine build. Transmission wise, let’s see if luck and my budget can get along enough to convert it to manual trans…I have a shifter less column I’m going to test out, and if that works, I’ll start hunting for Aspen pedals.
Just had to go back and watch that episode of Roadkill again now. I particularly like Finnegan’s description of your wires that had been “gnawed on by a piranha”
You should’ve heard what wasn’t put into the film. I’m forever grateful it didn’t turn into a roast of my car.