Hey Santa, thanks in advance for all the awesome stuff. Listen, we got to thinking about the ramp truck and that 350 in there isn’t going to cut the mustard. We’ll put it to you like this, would you run your sleigh with only half your reindeer or less? Of course you wouldn’t. We’re always running late for junk and a 900hp motor would give us that little extra pep we’d need to make it on time. You understand, right?
We found a motor we need on eBay, and it’s packed with lots of really good stuff. The bottom end usus a Callies forged crank, Callies H-beam rods with ARP bolts, and Mahle pistons. The Pro-filer 24-degree, CNC-ported heads are enough to cause massive blood loss to our brains and the fact that it’s all encased in a Dart Big M block makes us exude holiday cheer.
Santa, after hearing all that, there’s no way you’d see this request as frivilous, in fact, it’s downright sensical. Hell, that VW we’ll be dragging to the road course must weigh close to 2,900 pounds all stripped out like it is. You think a 350 is going to be able to accelerate a fully laden ramp truck to 75 mph in 5 seconds? No way, and anything less than that would be unsafe for highway merging.
