In a move that will probably cause stock in the Frito-Lay company to plummet, we’re happy to announce that Tapatio Doritos have joined BangShift as a sponsor and will provide Chad a lifetime supply of their tasty Tapatio flavored chips. Chad has proclaimed his love for these tasty treats on many BangShift live broadcasts and his consumption of approximately a pallet of chips per weekend has backed up his words. This was a tough deal for BangShift to get but the breakthrough came when Chad camped out in front of Frito-Lay headquarters for a solid two weeks before he was able to chloroform a security guard, sneak into the offices of company management, and slather himself in Tapatio chip seasoning during a board meeting. The executives were sold.

“When Chad first broke into the meeting and began snorting and rolling around in the Tapatio seasoning, we were admittedly disturbed,” Chip Smith a Frito-Lay manager said. “He started using his beard like a broom which was both ingenious and disgusting at the same time. It was something out of a David Lynch movie, really. Anyway, someone found his cap and plugged the name BangShift into Google and we looked over the site. We saw all of Chad’s obvious Tapatio love and thought he would be great for our brand. Plus,we thought he was going to kill all of us because he said we looked ‘like chips’. The man drives a hard bargain.”

Chad did not have the same recollection of events. “Yes, I remember stripping naked and rolling around in the seasoning and also using my beard as a broom, but at NO POINT did I ever tell anyone they looked like a chip…I think. Maybe I did.”

Reynolds negotiated a lifetime supply of the chips as part of the deal, something that concerned BangShift Co-Owner Brian Lohnes. “I wasn’t that concerned with the whole chloroform plan, the rolling in the seasoning, beard broom, etc. That’s pretty much par for the course.” He continued, “The lifetime supply of chips scares the hell out of me. Remember that scene in Scarface when the guy buried his face in the pile of cocaine and then went crazy? Imagine a six foot mountain of Tapatio Doritos with Chad in a speedo standing over it ready to dive in. That’s what I keep seeing.”

Doritos executives would not disclose the value of the deal but did say that they expected to be adding another shift at the Tapatio Dorito plant to handle the increased demand supplying Reynolds and his family.