Kyle from 1320Video has gone on another trip to the United Arab Emirates to check out how the Middle East gets down and dirty with their cars. He’s ridden in a Morgan, checked out some sand dunes, and even got to do some highway pulls in the Nissan Patrol that stomped a Porsche 918 and by proxy, a Bugatti Veyron, through the ground on The Grand Tour. All in all, it’s been a pretty solid vacation for the guy, but towards the end of his trip, he got let in on a bit of a secret build that looks to be an absolute beast. We know it’s another Nissan Patrol, we know there are four turbochargers and four intercoolers, and we know that there are some tires on a rack somewhere living in fear of the day they wind up attached to this rig. We don’t know if that’s a Nissan V8 or not, and nobody knows just how potent this SUV will end up being. Best-guess estimates peg the number between 2,800 and 3,000 horsepower.

With supercars like the Veyron, Chiron, and the even more unpronounceable, even rarer units being the benchmark, you have to relate to what these guys are doing. What better way to piss off a guy in a Bugatti than by showing him the taillights of a fairly common, and freaking large box on wheels? We’d be laughing like idiots as we watched yet another Lamborghini owner lose their minds…