We love our Forum members…they are the ones that made BangShift into what it is. They support us, act as our eyes and ears where we aren’t able to be, but sometimes they pull stunts like this one: who can one-up each other in the fugly car contest. Yeah, I’ve posted some winners on the board, but I don’t have anything on what these guys are putting up on the thread.
Somewhere under there is a early 1980s Firebird that did nothing wrong to anybody. It has half a turbine on the hood. It has teeth painted on the push bar. It has electrical tape on the side glass to simulate the door glass of a Subaru SVX for a reason that will elude all of us. And those are three of the lesser offenses that this poor Pontiac was a victim of.
It’s just wrong. Brian may loathe DeLoreans, but I like the coupes, even if they are underpowered. And I don’t mind them painted…actually, a black DeLorean looks pretty badass…but painting one the color of an adult novelty item really makes you wonder about the owner’s mental health. Why didn’t the painter intervene? Hurry, Marty, we have to go back…
I’m guessing one part 1990 Camaro, two parts 1990s Thunderbird and more welding wire than any one person should ever need in life, and that’s simply a guess because this looks like The Grinch’s personal hot rod that he terrorized Who-ville with during the summer months. The rear bumper has as much shape as a Kardashian and if the 3.8L V6 is powering this rolling affront to my eyes, it’s probably coated in as much oil.
This is just the tip of the iceberg, folks. You think you can top these? Take your best shot!
Forum Thread: Automotive Hackery
Cleetus realised that roadkill, manure and glue are no susbtitute for paint!
Should have spent less time fingering the wildlife!
glad I had not had breakfast yet—think the DeLorean is a wrap
THANKS, I just wasted half an hour going through that thread. It never ceases to amaze me how much time and money go into building these atrocities.
My one question: Who will volunteer to find out what that pickup with the taxidermy glued all over smells like after a summer rain?
Hey, now. That pink car is actually pretty rad! That’s a period-appropriate color for the cokedulgent 80s. (Not so much on a DeLorean, but you get my point.)
That pink does somehow manage to make the DeLorean look even MORE ’80s than it already does.
I’d drive that half breed metro/S-10. deffinatly not the Mustang in the blog above it
Shouldn’t the 2015 Camaro be on this list?
That is fucking disturbing