I don’t think I am easily stumped on many things. Honestly. At this point I had typed out thousands and thousands of blog items for BangShift and along the way some really freaky stuff has passed over my desk, but the human imagination knows no bounds and there’s always something lurking around the corner that I have not seen before. This is that thing today. I have to absolve myself of one thing before we get going here and that is the fact that I didn’t seek this out or find it by some amazing coincidence. The man who found it is pal o’ BangShift Brady Basner. Brady sent me an email with the title, “Check out my new ride”. This is what I saw.
The car is currently for sale on the Knoxville Craigslist and this is the entire text in the ad:
97 mercury grand marquis with mustang front and corvette rear..lots of new parts .. runs and drives great ,very smooth ride.. 4.6 v8 automatic, 130k miles, $4,000 obo
Isn’t that selling yourself short? If you built this wouldn’t you take the time and go the extra mile to expound on all of the modifications you’ve made? A LOT of work went into this car. Like hours and hours and hours and the seller doesn’t even mention any of it. Not the hood scoop, not the…everything. Brady and I both agreed that the car probably does sweet burnouts (especially with the aid of some transmission fluid on the tires) and simply driving it around would cause people’s minds to be blown on whatever street in the USA you are cruising down.
Would you rock this green machine?
Well, with that I think that I’m done with the internet for today.
Thanks Brian!
WOW! a Corvette, a Mustang and all the luxury of a Grand Marquis all rolled into one……let’s roll over it with that big yellow dump truck from the other day!!
New game. Guess how much Bondo they used?
Ya, but at least it has a hood scoop
I’m with Dave that’s enough for today.
Geez!! What’s wrong with you people? You don’t show someone pics like that before they had enough caffeine. Next, you will be shoving baby pictures in my face.
This car is the answer to the question no one is asking.
I bet that is the same guy that is breaking in the faw-fiddy-faw in the other link.
Drugs are bad… uh-huh…
Cocaine a hellava drug!
Musvette? Corstang? Morvstang? Cussvette? It’s wrong… so so wrong.
The sad part is you know more than one guy worked on this thing. And no one had the balls to say “dude this looks like shit”.
This is your brain on drugs, kids. Now y’all know why we tell you not to take them.
My eyes, you bastard.
Kill it with fire!
When I read “corvette rear end” I was like “Oh, big brakes & sporty IFS rear cradle. Makes sense”
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puke.
its all pukey, but why o why did they fill in the rear windows?? wtf is that all about?
Hey it’s a nice color. ..
I… How did… Why would you… Wait… What?!
I’m so confused.
Epic C-pillar
He built a Gremlin…only worse