We were told that we’d see some really killer parts from the Holley family of companies at the first of the month, and boy did they come through! This device here is going to be a game changer in the world of high performance. If you torque multiplication, then this is going to be something for you. Never before has driveline efficiency, performance, and reliability every been better represented. This could be the product that catapults your hot rod into the next century. Check it out in the video below!
Video Description:
The Hays TPMD is a semi-elliptical multi-lateral synchronizing apparatus used to transfer hydro-coptic centrifical motion in multi-lateral transmissions much like Chrysler’s infamous “Turbo Encabulator”. The Hays Torque Pulsifier Multipication Device will alleviate any hydro-connective coupling complications you may have in your quadra-spherical modal transportation unit.
For those us of familiar with the original Turbo Encabulator, I’m a bit disappointed in Holley this year for lacking an original idea. Granted it was tough to follow up on the Sky Ram from last year…
I’m glad they dumbed it down for us common folk or I’d have never understood it.
I kept listening and listening but thought in such a short video the purpose of this new torque converter and the problem it solved should have been revealed early on. Then I thought what kind of gobble goop is this. Sounded like a Joe Biden speech. Then the APRIL FOOL thing came in. Love the sense of humor.