(Photos by Dave Nutting) – I’ve never been a guy to seek out two-seater cars. Maybe it is because I am from New England, maybe it is because I’m on the larger boned side, or maybe it is because I like to pretend that I have friends but they have never really been something that I deeply desired in the automotive sense. Well, that stupidity was erased after several days and hundreds of miles in the 2016 Jaguar F-Type R convertible with its 550hp supercharged V8, amazing eight speed transmission, and uproarious exhaust note. This car is a velvet brute in the best of ways and with the all wheel drive system that this one was equipped with, it’ll make you feel like a hero behind the wheel.
It is amazing how the personality of the car changes with the engine. I spent some time in an F-Type it the blown 380hp V6 last year and I came away from that car appreciating the balance, scream, and very refined European feel that it exuded. It was a car that you could spend many hours in touring the country side or short bursts in as your darted through woodland roads and let the screaming V6 do its thing in the upper RPM range. With the addition of another 170hp, this thing goes from that very European feeling two seater to a roaring beast that can do virtually all the same things (and some better with AWD) than the V6 but it carries the attitude of a brawler with it. The thing runs 11s at the strip and when you lace the gas pedal on the road and it finds the right gear instantly, you have a warp drive sensation that you’ve likely not caught in a factory produced car for some time.
But I am getting ahead of myself here because it isn’t all about running 11s and scaring the wits out of every person that gets into the car. This is a $109,000 base priced and $120,995 as tested car so that means you should be expecting a true luxury experience, right? The answer here is yes, or as much of one as you can cram into a very small and aggressive feeling cockpit in the car. The seats are among the best we have ever plunked into. Putting them to the test on a six hour cruise left us with the same impression that we started with, heavenly. The leather used on the seats is of the quality that you would expect and the tactile feel of all the stuff in the car is the same way. Things have weight, nothing feels flimsy, and the design is all very well executed. You never find yourself craning your head or trying to figure out if something is down in a black hole next to the steering wheel, etc. Our car was painted Italian Racing Red and the interior was black on black with red stitching. As you can see below, it is a pretty tightly packaged driver/passenger area.
The styling of the car is evocative and it certainly gets people’s attention. While cruising down the highway there were lots of people looking at the Jag and when we ended up at our favorite restaurant and decided to valet park this sucker, they put the F-type front and center. It is that kind of a car. It is a statement upon arrival kind of car. Buying this thing is a tacit admission that you want people to see you and you certainly want them to hear you because the exhaust…oh the exhaust!
We’d be willing to submit that this in the top five best sounding OEM cars available right now, maybe top three. The only ones we can say for sure that can hang with the noise this thing makes with the “sport” button for the exhaust engaged would be the flat plane crank powered Mustang and the Z06 Corvette in track mode. There’s a difference between those two and this though. The Corvette bellows, the Mustang absolutely wails, and this Jag roars. Driving to the photo shoot area, Nutting and I were in downtown Boston at a very early hour of the morning and with the exhaust “open” hammering on the throttle resulted in the glorious noise made by the 5.0L DOHC blown engine bounding off the buildings that line the streets. We were giddy like school kids. This is not some tinny supercar V8 sound, this is some “come and try it” noise that many did not expect to hear coming from a package as nicely and stylishly wrapped as this one is. The damned thing is fast as blazes as well.
The acceleration from a standing start is brutal because of the all wheel drive system. From a 30mph roll it is literally breathtaking. Some friends who wanted to go for rides in the car got to experience a 30-70 blast and most were either giggling like eight year olds or they were screaming and asking for some sort of relief from the forces they were experiencing. We spend lots of time talking about hot rods and how every guy at the car show has a car that will “run 10s”. Well, this being a-mid 11-second car on the street we can tell you that it is an awesome thing to know that you can walk 99% of the stuff you will ever see in the other lane at the stop light.
Coming in at about 3,600lbs the 2016 Jaguar F-type R weighs about as much as a Corvette, the other two seat model I kept thinking about while driving this car. I don’t see this car as a competitor for the Corvette because a Jaguar buyer is (I am surmising here) looking for a different experience than the Corvette. There is more and more cache in the Jaguar nameplate these days as the company has done a masterful job at recapturing some of the mystique it lost during the dark days of control by Ford. It has established itself as a premier brand again and every Jag we have driven in the last couple of years lived up to the expectations we had for them. This one even more so.
While we don’t have $120,995 to sling around for a 2016 Jaguar F-Type R we’d tell any of our pals that do to consider this thing when they go car shopping for a two seater. It’s fast enough to dominate any potential opponents on the street and it is refined enough to make for an amazing cruiser and commuter. It was a damned shame to have to give it back.
We’re going to tell the rest of the stories through Dave Nutting’s photos!
Nice but…I’d rather see you and Nutting photograph one of those antique trucks
from your grandfather’s book. It would have been much more symbolic than a “prissy” Jaguar along a working waterfront.
Nice!
How well does someone over 5′ 10″ fit in it?
There was more than enough room. I bet someone 6’4 or better would have issues but there was lots of leg room and adjustment left when I was in a comfortable position.
I once drove a Plymouth Prowler. Worst car ever for leg room. Being about 6′ tall, that was the day I learned what my own knees taste like.
Cool. The overhead shot kind of reminded me of the last generation/re-release of the Ford Thunderbird, and I did not fit comfortably in the driver’s seat of those cars.
(I worked at a Ford dealership when they were being sold)
I really, really like this. The only thing that would hold me back (Besides money) is the top. I need a top over me. Convertibles scare the crap out of me.
Is this becoming BangTrend?