Craigslist Hilarity: This Brilliant Listing For A 1990 Olds Wagon Will Have You Smiling


Craigslist Hilarity: This Brilliant Listing For A 1990 Olds Wagon Will Have You Smiling

Thanks to Drag Weeker Dan Nissen we have this brilliant listing for a 1990 Olds wagon to share with you today. We love this stuff and judging by the response every time we post a genuinely funny Craigslist posting you love it as well. This particular post is pretty great and frankly the car that is being sold is pretty great as well. This 1990 Olds wagon looks like it was build yesterday afternoon. The paint and inter are flawless. The 307 Olds engine likely smokes on startup like every other one that has been running for long about 30 years but that’s just upper cylinder lube, right?

From chasing bad guys to hauling plywood, this thing is a winner.

Here’s the full text in the event that this killer 1990 Olds wagon sells fast!

Near flawless classic wagon. Same model as in Lethal Weapon 2! When Mel Gibson and Danny Glover needed a high performance wagon… did they choose a Mercury grand marques?? No! A Ford? NO! A caprice? A buick? N○!!

The only wagon badass enough for Riggs and Murtaugh was the road tough Oldsmobile custom cruiser with a 307!! Keeping pace with a BMW full of south African terrorists! See pic!

Hard up for a hotel and got a skank from pof.com? They don’t call it a shaggin’ wagon for nothing. A queen sized air mattress fits nicely in the back for a friendly bible camp excursion, or a raunchy biker orgy. Whatever floats your boat. Sleeps you, 2 crack whores and a midget comfortably.

This beauty
Passes smog with ease. Theres even a lockable “safe” in it for a laptop full of German porn. No sh*t!

Clean title. Tags until march 2018. 118k miles. Cold air. Immaculate clean interior. Upgraded sound system with new speakers and USB to make your Vanilla Ice and Milli Vanilli cds sound fly & fresh and hip again. New tires. 3rd row seat and spare never moved or taken from factory position. Overdrive 307 olds roller motor. Holds 4×8 sheet drywall, car fenders or a galaga upright arcade game. New shocks. Sale or trade. Fresh paint makes this classic glow like the day it rolled out of a Saginaw michigan gm plant!

CLICK HERE to see the Craigslist link for this ultra clean 1990 Olds wagon 


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5 thoughts on “Craigslist Hilarity: This Brilliant Listing For A 1990 Olds Wagon Will Have You Smiling

  1. Riverratcustoms

    $7,000???? Really???, more like $700. That 307 is THE worst motor ever made by GM or any make for that matter. Oil burning, ticking, gas guzzling slug that wont get out of it’s own way. Now the 200-4r tranny is decent though. Hook it to a nice SBC and have a nice sleeper, but don’t pay more than $1500-2000 grand tops ( and it better be mint at that). Ad is funny though LMAO

    1. c502cid

      Nope, I had a 260 Olds V8, that was the worst motor GM ever made. Combined with something like a 2.20 rear end I could jog faster then it could accelerate
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