Consider this the best advice that we’ll give you all day. DO NOT, under any circumstances get into a motorized lift with the guy in the video below. Why? Well you’ll see when you actually watch the video but the ending won’t be good for either of you unless your name is Peter Parker or Clark Kent. You’ll get that reference when you see what happens, trust us. You know, any and all power equipment can be dangerous, especially when it is in the hands of someone who has no idea how to operate it. Ask Chad about handling a lift on a grade sometime and he’ll recount a few near death experiences at love broadcasts where he had to position a lift to get the right angle and it left him saying Hail Mary prayers. This guy actually became a human Hail Mary.

Other advice we can impart on you would include: Never get into a rental car with either of us. Never say yes when a buddy advises you to make one more run while stepping the nitrous jet up ‘a little’. Never ask what the actual contents of a hot dog are. Never root through Chad’s beard looking for missing children. Never tell McTaggart that J-Body Chryslers are odd…he’s agile for a big man and was in the Army. Never stare into the sun for more than 15-20 minutes at a time. Never tell the staff at a drag strip that the program is going smoothly and running on time. Never actually mention the word rain at a race track. Never challenge that quiet kid in the corner of the pits with the little import car that sounds as if it has an exhaust leak. Never forget to never get into a lift with this guy.

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