When You Build A Van With Armored Wheel Wells And 500 Horsepower It Must Be A Burnout Machine


When You Build A Van With Armored Wheel Wells And 500 Horsepower It Must Be A Burnout Machine

I love wagons, vans, and Suburbans, and since I’m such a square body fan I just can’t not like this awesome tire-smoking machine right here. When I first saw it at Holley’s LSFest West in Las Vegas I was in love, but when it pulled up for the first round of the Cleetus and Cars burnout competition, I needed a quiet moment alone. Wow, just wow, this thing is awesome. If you saw it driving down the road, you’d just think cool throwback retro van. You wouldn’t think it was a badass burnout machine. You’d love it, because it would make you want to grow a mustache and cruise for chicks, but you wouldn’t think it was a badass burnout machine. You’d warn your daughter never to get into a van with a guy that looked like that, but you wouldn’t think it was a badass burnout machine. You starting to pick up what I’m putting down?

Well kids, the Squarebody Syndicate does it right and built this awesome machine in response to, or with inspiration from, the Hoonigan’s Burnyard and we love them for it. As if the stance, perfect patina, and perfect look weren’t enough, the details of this build are really really fun to see. Check out the great video from the Hoonigans below. You’ll dig it, we promise.


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