This has been a fine year for hilarious Craigslist ads and they are getting even better. We were tipped off to this amazing piece of comedy by BangShifter Richard Hintze and we thank him for it. Essentially you are going to read an ad for a pop up camper that is for sale in Alaska. The asking price for this thing is less than $1,000 and if it is the camper shown in the ad, the unit looks like a fully functional and nicely kept up piece. The comedy is not in the thing itself but rather the description.

We’re not sure what the writer took or imbibed before putting together the beautiful laugh a minute soundtrack below but we can tell you that we want some of it! With lines like, “The walls are mold-free and sturdy. They do bleed human blood during the witching hour,” you know that this thing is a home run.

We have seen the ad pop up in a place or two over the last 24 hours but our guess is that you have not seen it yet. Heck, even if you have another reading of something that’s funny won’t kill you, right?!

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I’m selling a very gently used but very haunted trailer. I bought this trailer down in the lower 48 with the hopes of doing some camping in Alaska. Little did I know that I was also purchasing the undead spirit of some colonial woman, probably.

Here are some of the pros and cons to purchasing this trailer:
– Comfortably holds two average-sized adults and one ethereal spectre.
– The walls are mold-free and sturdy. They do bleed human blood during the witching hour.
– Hosts a standard heating unit, keeping you comfortable during the winter months. Though the heat occasionally shuts off, randomly, as if some immortal being were trying to avenge their death by causing your body to develop hypothermia as you slumber. Infrequently!
– Can accommodate a hot plate, but I don’t recommend alphabet soup or Alphabits cereal because your meal will wax poetic about your imminent demise or something, I never read it.
– Every dog I’ve ever brought into it has drowned. Possibly not related.
– You’ll receive visits from two twin little girls who say they want to “play with you forever”.

The price has been reduced because I can no longer sleep through the blood-curdling screams that seem to emanate from the bowels of hell. Text me if you’re interested in checking it out!

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