You’re an outgoing type, someone who enjoys attention. That’s why you need to buy this amazing vehicle that Matt Cramer saw and tipped us off to which is currently for sale on eBay. This thing started out as an innocent 1969 Ford truck but over the years, it morphed and changed and was modified to be what you see here. As if you needed more reasons to buy this mobile 13-foot tall cow, we’re excited to tell you that it shoots milk from the udders and will moo every time you hit a button. Does you current car or truck have udders that can shoot milk out of them at your whim? Probably not. Score one for the cow. As if those features weren’t enough, there is a camera on the cow’s head which is probably there to record its own vicious decapitation under a low bridge or something. To book, the “milk jugs” around the cow are speakers and there are strobe lights on top of the bovine.
Spoiler alert: There is also a “high velocity bubble machine that fills the sky with bubbles.” Boom Goes The Dynamite.
The mechanicals of the truck are all Ford with a 250ci inline six engine, automatic transmission, and an airbag suspension added because sometimes you want to lay cow at a show….wait, that came out wrong. With a claimed “$80,000” price to build the whole rig, and current high bid of under $800 as we write this, we think that the dude is in trouble although in the copy of the ad he is resigned to losing money on the deal.
As you’d expect, this thing is currently being used to promote and ice cream business. The vehicle is located in Canada and we have no idea how much of a hassle it would be to drive across the border. We bet the border patrol guys and girls would stop you just for entertainment value. God forbid you have a leaky udder or something as that seems like it could land you in the clink these days. We’re also not sure of the legality of having anyone riding in that front bench seat that doesn’t appear to have a seatbelt and should be labeled “the widowmaker”.
A small block, some turbos and a 275 tire and we’d be in business. Who’s with us?
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If it raised it’s tail and shot “Tootsie Rolls” out the ass-Now we’re talking!
If that had an enclosed can I’d be rocking that SOB every day to work.
I’m going to buy it then open me a dairy. 🙂
Here in Newcastle upon Tyne in the north east of England a particularly strong beer is drunk called Newcastle Brown Ale or “Broon dog” . This is what happens when several bottles of Broon, some fibreglass, a poor Ford truck and some tools come together – or what you see when you’ve had about 10 bottles!
Aaaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!
If this were a little closer to Texas….
Maybe the Fannings will put in a bid!!!
‘Wonder how much moo-la it’ll finally go for…
Sorry, hadta say it!
Maybe he should take it to Barrett-Jackson. Some dumbass with more dollars than sense will give him a million for it.
It’s really an old Stewart Stevenson belt loader with the lift removed, for loading luggage in an airplane…
I hope someone buys it and Butchers it..