Well sir, the good news is that we found your stolen pickup truck. The bad news? The bad news is that it used 30ft of steel guardrail as floss. The double bad news? We have no idea who stole it and whoever did made a break for it after this happened. Anytime we get to write pickup truck found with 30ft of guardrail we’re going to take it because just the visual alone is insane.
This happened in Idaho and the truck was found by a worker who monitors the canal that the truck was dangling in. Imagine rolling up on this scene! After contacting the authorities it was discovered that the truck had been reported stolen. Of course the “faith in humanity” side of us is thinking that the person who reported it stolen was honest. The ”
realistic” side of us is considering the fact that the guy who reported this may have been the one behind the wheel when this happened and is trying to get out of it.
Think for a second what this must have felt and sounded like! The noise of the guardrail coming through the truck is one thing but then ending up with the back of the thing hanging in the drink?! Unreal!
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I had one car stolen in my life, a damned Chevy Monza if you can believe that. Hell, I didn’t even like the thing. Aparently, the thieves had second thoughts, too. The county Sheriff called me, “Sir, we found your car, and as soon as it cools down enough to touch, we’ll put it on the roll back”. They obviously didn’t like the car because whoever stole it filled it with firewood, and set it on fire!
They used FIREWOOD?!? They must have really hated that car too if just soaking the interior in gasoline wasn’t enough for them. Or maybe they were just into it for the pyromania to begin with.
“Hey man, are you gonna find these guys?, I mean have you got any leads?” “I’ll just check with the boys in the crime lab, we got three more detectives working on the case, Leads ! ! !”
The Big Lebowski couldn’t have said it any better. Lmao
came up on an accident years ago, same scenario guard rail speared the car, through the eng compartment, through the firewall, through the passenger side of the car, the suck part. . . someone was sitting in the passenger seat, not pretty.
Remember to floss behind the back wheels…that’s where all the gunk collects.
How strong is that one bolt left holding the guard rail on!
God Damn those guerrilla surrealists?
They steal my truck and then they unveil their latest sculpture “The Road Is Paved With Rails”. Now I ain’t got no truck but I got a carrot called Martin and I’m goin’ to hunt them Dali-lovers down…