1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch & you'll have to pee.
2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
3. Law of Probability -The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
4. Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal & someone always answers.
5. Law of the Alibi - If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the very next morning you will have a flat tyre.
6. Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
7. Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
8. Law of Close Encounters -The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
9. Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
10. Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
11.. Law of the Theatre & Hockey Arena - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet & who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies & stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk.
12. The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
13. Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
14. Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced Vegemite sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness & cost of the carpet or rug.
15. Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
16. Brown's Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly.
18. Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
19. Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better.. But don't make an appointment, and you'll stay sick.
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Then sell it to me big boy,I will come down and get it after I get back next week from the bahamas
Well you give me the actuall amount of money that I have in it and it is yours. I am not adding anything for time and labor. Just actual cash spent. Just bought a new front valence or bumper filler yesterday. Car is a true 138 SS factory PS/ PB/ AC car. The INT. is new and already done. Except the headliner and sail panels. I have allot of new parts still sitting in boxes in my shop. Take a look at the work that has been done at this web site. And by the way I have called your cell # a few times to no avail. :o
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Stockton Wheels are Out of Business
(four wheels on order)
will i see a Credit :D :D :D
what wheels to purchase
and i need them Now :'( :'(
Man this is rough 1883 to 2011,
Same thing happened recently to Demon Carbs too, but I was able to get one thru Jegs. Pondered, rebuild/replace ?
I had not realized the carb I "just" put on it was in 1996 0r 1997 (man time flies) and was not cooperating when we were adjusting it.
And while we were running it the started died too, Geeze I "just" put that on the engine when it was a new engine, Oh wait that was 1996 or 1997. Got a new hi torque starter.. Car is running smooth now..
Pondering, well there ain't much more I need to replace on my car that has not been replaced..
We are in count down mode. I should have the car on the road by Tax day
Saturday I finish with the electrical stuff
This is positive ponderin'
But I'm still pondering where I left my new gauges, tore the house apart, tore the garage apart.... uh has any one seen them ? :
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