You want the most from your hard-earned money, don’t you? Of course you do. That’s why a lot of Americans buy in bulk…it’s the cheapest way to get what you need. Works well for dry goods, not so well for milk, but don’t let the revolving door at Costco fool you, there’s better ways to work your money than with a twelve-pack of watermelons. Automobiles are a strange investment, but the bigger you go, the better off you’ll be: worst case scenario, you can recover more money in scrap due to weight alone. Now, don’t rush out and buy a cheap school bus with that hard-earned five thousand dollars you saved up unless you have some urgent need for a mobile house on the cheap. No, no…you simply need a car. You want one that has plenty of gadgets, plenty of room, doesn’t look like it’s been beat to hell and back, and might even be a bit stylish. Oh, we’ve got your car right here…
At the end of the movie Blazing Saddles, Gene Wilder and Cleavon Little get off of their horses, hand the reins over to a handler, and climb into a big black Caddy that just so happened to be on one of the dusty trails heading out of Rock Ridge. It’s a massive car, but there’s no reason why a big-block Caddy should scare you off. Fix the issues (seat upholstery, air conditioning and do something about the 20″ wheels that rub a little) and you’re on your way to owning one of the most intimidating cars made. This is pure gangster material here…and it’s the size of a New York apartment, too. Drive from the front seat, sleep in the backseat, store your belongings in the trunk, and cook on the engine. There you go, a BangShift life hack. You’re welcome!
Craigslist Link: 1972 Cadillac Series 75 Fleetwood
Ooooo, Just a big black set of wheels
Is what it takes to get me off
I’m gonna drive all night
Spin my wheels all night
It feels all right
It feels all right
I don’t need no drivers license
I’m too reckless to survive
It’s like a carburetor instigator
Feels all right
Feels all right
Drivin’ in a Slick Black Cadillac
It’s got solid gold hubcaps
It makes me feel like a king
I only need one thing
And that’s a Slick Black Cadillac (get up)
You know I got a fully equipped rock ‘n’ roll machine
At speeds that take me high, high, high
At dead man’s curve
I only hear one word drive, drive, drive
Drive, drive, drive
My machine is making headlines
It gives me love and everything
It’s like an institution of revolution
It feels all right
Feels all right
Drivin’ in a Slick Black Cadillac
It’s got solid gold hubcaps
It makes me feel like a king
I only need one thing
And that’s a Slick Black Cadillac (pull over, woooo)
I got the coppers on my tail
Just for me an A.P.B.
The sirens spinnin’
Though it’s me who’s winnin’
There’re after me
There’re after me
Before they know just what happened
I disappeared to their surprise
I got a Cadillac monkey on my back
And I don’t mind
No, I don’t mind
Drivin’ in a Slick Black Cadillac
It’s got solid gold hubcaps
It makes me feel like a king
I only need one thing
And that’s a Slick Black Cadillac (hold on)
Slick Black Cadillac
It’s got solid gold hubcaps
Slick Black Cadillac
I lay it down, spin wide and get laid in back, oh yeah
Drivin’ in a Slick Black Cadillac
It makes me feel like a king, alright!
Powertour approved
why the fark is this not in Australia? i’ve got dollars sitting there waiting for buying a daily driver.. this would be perfect….
Can you hear the silence – creeping up
Can you hear the silence – creeping up
In a black car
In a black car
I can hear your thoughts decide
I can see your dreams collide
Can you feel the cold burn – close your eyes
Can you feel the cold burn – close your eyes
In a black car
In a black car
This is when you realise
This is where the madness lies
Are you sleeping – dreaming that you have some choice
Are you sleeping – dreaming that you have some choice
In a black car
In a black car
This is where the lights turn red
This is when your’e better dead
In a fever – can you stand some more
In a fever – can you stand some more
In a black car
In a black car
This is where the fun begins
This is where the story ends….
In a Black Car by Benway
Go to soundcloud.com/savage-amusement to hear the track.
North Terrace 11th September – its the last song – enjoy!
I kind of like those wheels – if you could solve the rubbing issues.
Row, row , row your boat
Gently down the stream
Merrily merrily merrily merrily
Life is but a dream.
Unknown- but I thought it fit this article.