I like B-Body wagons. I have one in my driveway myself, in the Roadmaster Estate trim, so I’m always combing the MyList (heh. See what I did there?) to find less rusty examples I may be interested in owning. My pal Phil found this one for sale in the San Francisco Bay area and posted it up on Facebook the other day. Kind of crappy car, but the description is what does it for me:

“Just got it checked out at aamco!” it says, and every description thereafter, is punctuated by the awesome power of the exclamation point, leaving us breathless and wanting for more by the end.

“Engine was replaced with a new one before i bought it, was told its from a Camaro!”

“I just put a new headliner in! So the interior is almost perfect!”

Even the not so great news is conveyed with an infectious enthusiasm:

“The left catalytic converter went out!”

“Needs a new rear bumper!”

Even something as mundane as regular maintenance gets the full treatment:

“Gas shocks in the back!”

“Aftermarket air filter!”

Interested in getting in touch? Here’s the guy you contact:

“My name is Anthony!”