While Chad is betting Daphne’s jewelry and his kid’s piggy bank account for that hill-climbing Mopar, I’m going the classy route and throwing my bank at an IROC.

But it’s an IROC Camaro with 4.3 miles on it! It’s a 1985 (the first year for the IROC package) that was delivered to a dealer, removed from the trailer, and placed into storage before so much as the plastic bags could be removed from the interior. Hell, the front chin spoiler was never even installed as that was part of the dealer prep work for these cars.

Sure it has not been fired up in 25 years, and according to the ad, mice have been munching on some stuff and an LG4 305 backed by a five speed isn’t going to have enough guts to pull your toupee off, but we want it.

This car also appeared in the April issue of Hot Rod magazine as the Hidden Treasure of the Month.

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