Terry Blount over at ESPN.com wrote up a Christmas wish list for a number of big-name racers from the worlds of NHRA, NASCAR, and F1 racing. Some are pot shots, others are hilarious observations, and they are all worth reading. For example, for Ashley Force, “A practice Christmas tree, NHRA style” so she can get a championship. For Danica Patrick’s Nationwide car, “some fresh paint to cover up the hideous lime green, black-and-orange combination it has now, looking like a Halloween leprechaun on wheels.”

And that’s just the start. Read the ESPN column here.