Imagine if your kids (yes we mean multiple kids) stole your car, loaded it up with friends, and then crashed the car into a house. You’d be totally pissed. You’re on the hook for the damage to the house and facing the possibility of hiring a defense attorney for the little jerks (unless you wanted them to do some time to learn a lesson) and fretting the outcome. It would suck. Luckily, a church deacon has the perfect solution.
Long story short, two kids ripped off their mom’s car and in the process of screwing around crashed into the basement of a home in the neighborhood. These kids are clearly morons, as everyone knows that when you steal off with your parents car you push it out of the neighborhood before starting to act like idiots.
As it turns out, a local Baptist church owns the home that was crashed into and they had a video camera taping at the time. These kids are all done. The church deacon was spoken to and he dropped the greatest quote of all time. When asked what he would do with the kids if they were his he said, “I probably would beat them, and then let them go on and stay in juvenile for awhile. Because there’s got to be a lesson learned.” Beat them?! Hey, we would to, but the church deacon saying that is awesome.
Source — WPBF.com — Teens Crash Car into Tenn. House