Here’s a good one. Police in Santa Fe, Texas responded to a burglary alarm at a business and arrived to find a Subaru WRX hanging through the roof off the building. Police believe that the driver was traveling down the road at at least 90mph when he missed a turn, hit a railroad embankment and became the crappiest Japanese airplane ever built. Luckily for the driver, a building was present to break his fall and catch his car while doing (what appears to be) minimal damage.
The real kicker of the story? The kid who wrecked the car called the police and reported it stolen the morning after the crash. Unfortunately for the driver, the police had already established it was him in the car, by what means we do no know, but when he called to report the vehicle stolen, it added another serious charge to an already large pile.
If there is security camera footage of this wreck, we cannot wait to see it. As you can tell from the photo below, the Subaru entered the building in a steep dive! We were going to make a joke about this being a distant relative of a Zero airplace from WWII but Mitsubishi made those.
(Man crashes car through roof of building)
and no comments about Kamikaze? no comments about terrorists switching to rice after TSA prevented them from stealing airplanes?
Fuji Heavy Industries (Company that owns Subaru) did start life manufacturing planes for the Japanese in WWII:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nakajima_Aircraft_Company
I feel like a nerd for knowing that…
Maybe if the dumbass wasn’t doing 90 mph in a 30 he wouldn’t have wrecked his car, the idiot is lucky that he didn’t kill a innocent person. I hope he gets some jail time as someones “bitch”.
it was probably the work of subversive terrorist kamikazes that switched over to using rice-rockets after the TSA wouldn’t allow them to fly planes in pursuit of their evil terrorist activities. Good thing he wasn’t riding a Japanese crotch-rocket as he might have been hurt.
(Feel better now, sbg?!)
My guess is they could establish he was at the wheel by his broken nose and seat belt shaped bruises… and probably other injuries too.