This is probably one of the most common high-school fantasies out there that doesn’t involve a cheerleader or the captain of the football team: in a parking lot full of hand-me-down cars, used beaters, and rides borrowed from Mom and Dad, to be the kid that brings the badass car into the parking lot. And we aren’t talking some hot-shot Camaro, either…we mean the poster car. The car that was on laptop desktops all over. Me, personally? I wanted a black Plymouth ‘Cuda with the supercharger through the hood, the triple-butterfly scoop, on Ansens. I didn’t have to romp on the car one bit…in fact, I’d be quite content just idling a bit around the parking lot, setting off car alarms and causing every over-inflated male ego to deflate just by looking at it. In truth, driving a Monte Carlo SS to school wasn’t a bad deal, but compared to Jeffery here, I was just another plebeian. Through whatever luck he has had in life, Jeffery has a few hot cars at his disposal, including a BMW M3 and an Audi S6 V-10, and this 2006 Dodge Viper. Normally, Jeff walks to school, but on this day, he decided to bring the Viper into the parking lot. If you ever wanted to hear how the other students would react if your fantasy came to life, here you go.
Mom or dad must be home and “stoned” ( on Dr. prescribed drugs of course).
I drive past the local High School in my rotted out 76 Blazer and lust not for the High School girls but the $40,000 cars their parents bought for them, and the $60,000 ones owned by the teachers.
I just hope and pray this spoilt brat has his ass capped in a car-jacking – or even better still gets jail time for mowing down a little old lady and has to serve time with a 6 foot 7 methead. Then he’ll wish he’d had his ass capped….
You seem unstable.
“My Viper” – my ass, you took your daddy’s Viper to school.
I drove my dream car ’87 SS to school everyday, and still have it. Even if I had lotto money I would still drive it everday, albeit with a much different powertrain.