This is probably one of the most common high-school fantasies out there that doesn’t involve a cheerleader or the captain of the football team: in a parking lot full of hand-me-down cars, used beaters, and rides borrowed from Mom and Dad, to be the kid that brings the badass car into the parking lot. And we aren’t talking some hot-shot Camaro, either…we mean the poster car. The car that was on laptop desktops all over. Me, personally? I wanted a black Plymouth ‘Cuda with the supercharger through the hood, the triple-butterfly scoop, on Ansens. I didn’t have to romp on the car one bit…in fact, I’d be quite content just idling a bit around the parking lot, setting off car alarms and causing every over-inflated male ego to deflate just by looking at it. In truth, driving a Monte Carlo SS to school wasn’t a bad deal, but compared to Jeffery here, I was just another plebeian. Through whatever luck he has had in life, Jeffery has a few hot cars at his disposal, including a BMW M3 and an Audi S6 V-10, and this 2006 Dodge Viper. Normally, Jeff walks to school, but on this day, he decided to bring the Viper into the parking lot. If you ever wanted to hear how the other students would react if your fantasy came to life, here you go.