“The Volkswagen van may not be what most people think of when they’re looking for something to hoon around in,” according to Fred Williams. No kidding. Unless you are someone who truly appreciates Vanagons, Syncros, Westfalias, and the aerodynamic shape of a brick, the Vanagon is just another Volkswagen people-mover that is not the classic Bus. Sure, if you find one of the four-wheel-drive Syncro vans, they will be capable enough to use as a neat little camping rig, but overall…meh. They just don’t do it for us. But does Fred care? Not in the slightest…you see, Fred has a friend named Frank. Frank, unfortunately, is in a situation where hand controls for his 1967 Ford truck are a needed item…and as such, his 429-powered pre-runner has been sitting for years, collecting dirt and rust. Good guy Fred decides that now is the time to get Frank and his Ford out and about. Naturally, everything is under the guise of a competition and Fred chooses the Volkswagen BreadBox because Frank absolutely loathes them. With the set of Boggers you last saw on Roadkill’s Muscle Truck Chevy, a lift kit, and a complete disregard for safety, you’ll see Fred bash the living hell out of a beater van while Frank gets to have a great day behind the wheel!
Fred, you’ve been watching too many episodes of Breaking Bad!
If your’e going to cook up Chrystal meth, try not to get any in the gas tank…