BangShifter Chris Yocum gets the full blame for tipping us off to this completely mental creation that’s currently for sale! This 1984 Caprice wagon is a stunning thing. We only say that because the string of expletives we would have otherwise used wouldn’t be appropriate, even for the internet. The thing has been hacked up, cut up, shortened, and “altered” in ways we can’t even tell from the photos. We have not mentioned the most important part.
The car has not moved in 15 years. That’s 15 years of Wisconsin weather, winters, summers, rain, sleet, and crud but the guy still wants $7,500 for it. You literally cannot make this stuff up.
Here’s the text of the ad in case someone huffs a bunch of paint and buys this –
This is a one of a kind 1984 Chevy Caprice Wagon Street Rod. 350 engine with auto trans. This has not moved in the past 15 years and is time for me to let it go to someone who will get it back on the road and enjoy it. This does need work since setting 15 years. Clear Wisconsin Title in hand. $7,500.00 Sell-Trade-Offers willing to hear all.
LINK: 1984 CHEVY CAPRICE WAGON ONE-OF-A-KIND CUSTOM
Coming soon to a crusher in Wisconsin – yet another fugly pile of Chevy shit….
Nah, I have to disagree with Chevy Hatin’ Mad Geordie this time. This thing will end up in a Hot Rod magazine 40 years from now as a
“barn find” gem…
Im guessing since there seems to be another ( creation) in the background that this guy has suffered severe head trauma at an earlier point in time. Its one thing to make a mistake, but stupid to make the same mistake twice.
Holy Crap. The nicest 80’s Caprice Estate in existence isn’t worth $7,500, let alone this abomination. Looks like the bastard violated a Squarebody truck as well. Shame on him and his red oxide blasphemy!
Custom….I’d like to see what the rest of the family looks like?? 🙁 🙂
This is a joke…RIGHT!?!?!?!?!
Someone please take this guys tools away, he is clearly a danger to society.
It looks like after 15 years, he still had enough whatever mind expanding substance that inspired the build to take a hit before deciding on the asking price.
Wished he know how to build a rat rod. Maybe the rats will live in it if they have no place else to go
He must be hoarding red primer since all of his contraption are covered with it. It’s time to put the Caprice down.
Giggle…… wait…. giggle….. giggle….. wait a minute…. giggle… wait, WHHUUT… GIGGLE.
GIGGLE…. wait…. solid aluminum windows AND a WOOD CONSOLE???
And it\’s STILL AVAILABLE?!?! Giggle…..
Giggle…… wait…. giggle….. giggle….. wait a minute…. giggle… wait, WHHUUT… GIGGLE.
GIGGLE…. wait…. solid aluminum windows AND a WOOD CONSOLE???
And it’s STILL AVAILABLE?!?! Giggle…..
This guy has no business owning tools that work on cars, In the background you can see a shopped up fucked up chevy truck. Both need to be Crushed. the ‘Customizer’ needs to be planted in an institution that can handle this level of criminally insane stupidity.