BangShifter Chris Yocum gets the full blame for tipping us off to this completely mental creation that’s currently for sale! This 1984 Caprice wagon is a stunning thing. We only say that because the string of expletives we would have otherwise used wouldn’t be appropriate, even for the internet. The thing has been hacked up, cut up, shortened, and “altered” in ways we can’t even tell from the photos. We have not mentioned the most important part.
The car has not moved in 15 years. That’s 15 years of Wisconsin weather, winters, summers, rain, sleet, and crud but the guy still wants $7,500 for it. You literally cannot make this stuff up.
Here’s the text of the ad in case someone huffs a bunch of paint and buys this –
This is a one of a kind 1984 Chevy Caprice Wagon Street Rod. 350 engine with auto trans. This has not moved in the past 15 years and is time for me to let it go to someone who will get it back on the road and enjoy it. This does need work since setting 15 years. Clear Wisconsin Title in hand. $7,500.00 Sell-Trade-Offers willing to hear all.