Recently, Porsche came out and basically said that they were going on the offensive against automotive value speculators and investment purchasers. Why? Because they hate the fact that people got pissed off at the company for putting supposedly rare options (like a shift-it-yerself manual trans, for example) into a “standard” 911, and because there’s nothing more annoying to the company than people who buy these high-end, meant to be driven like a bat out of hell cars, only to have them sit in a museum or collection or garage gathering dust while doing absolutely zero miles in anger. There, for once, we fully agree with Porsche. They build badass sports cars and have done so for over fifty years just on the 911 line alone. They put engineering dollars, man-hours, track hours, and all they have into some of the most wicked little rear-engined monsters the racing world has known…letting it sit and occasionally wiping it down with a diaper is a freaking insult. Fire off that flat six and for the love of everything holy, man, put your foot deep into that skinny little pedal on the right! You’ll thank us. And if you’re feeling really brave, try your pride and joy out on some dirt! Yes, Porsches can handle being taken off-road…and that means further than a lawn show, sunshine.